– Facebook ain’t just for arguing with your racist uncle anymore. – Let’s talk about that. (alarm ringing) (splat) (whoosh) (bubbling) (guitar strum) (wood cracking) (roar) – Good Mythical Morning. – Ever since Mark
Zuckerburg stole everything from sweet, innocent Andrew Garfield, we have lived in a world of Facebook. It’s everywhere. You’re on it even if you hate it. And now Facebook has sunk their tendrils into your shopping life
with Facebook Marketplace. Basically, it’s like Craigslist, but you can go and buy and sell things without ever leaving the
wormhole that is Facebook. And we’re gonna find out just how well you know the prices of those items, Link. It’s time for “Can you guess that “price on Facebook
Marketplace for that item?” Link Neal, come on down! You’re the only contestant on Weird Things on Facebook Marketplace. – Yay, I’m good at this game! Always. – Okay, again, Link, same rules as always. I’m gonna present an item to you, you have to pick between
two different prices. A 50/50 chance on every single one. – Hasn’t helped me before. – If you get four of these right, then you get either what’s in
the mystery box, or a dollar. – Ooh, mystery box.
– And you know what, Stevie is here. She’s going to be revealing the answers. She’s wearing all black so
as not to be a distraction. – Alright. – Oh, she’s also got
the new Mythical hat on. Ooh, check that out! – What! – Okay, are you ready? – Is that even for sale yet? – It should be. – It is. – On Facebook Marketplace. – Listed simply as
Perchtenfell, this costume apparently needs no
explanation to Austrians since there is no further
description on the item. How much would–
– I am no Austrian. I don’t know what that is. – How much would you
need to pay to own this unique corner of the nightmare market? Is it 350 euros, or 150 euros? (groans) – 350. What’s the exchange rate on a euro? – I mean, it’s a little
bit more than a dollar. It fluctuates. So we’re
talkin’ like 400 and– – That, there’s a lotta
hair on that thing, there’s at least 150 euros
worth of hair on that costume, that you could just
repurpose and make a profit. – Yep, mhmm. – Is that a mask or,
that’s not the painted face of a man who’s modeling the costume. – [Rhett] I believe it is a full costume. – That would be a good makeup job. Uh, I think this is high-dollar. I mean, look at all the hair,
have I talked about the hair? – Yeah.
– 350. – Alright! Link, let’s see! (ding)
You are correct! Great start!
– (claps) Yeah! Right off the bat, 350. – Yeah, in Austrian,
these costumes represent the fabled Perchten,
monsters that run around during Christmas to various households to chase away bad spirits, so in Austria, these are the good guys. – How do they run around?
– I’m not going to Austria! – Where’s the bottom,
they don’t run anywhere. – Uh, first, they like folded
the costume up on itself, there is another picture
that shows it full-length, but I wanted to throw
you off a little bit. – Okay. This doesn’t work, by the way. – Oh, it works for me,
(chuckles) emotionally. This wedding ring set
is being sold by Liza, with a Z, for a deal, why? Because, quote, “My husband
couldn’t keep his hands “to himself so I packed my stuff, “moved out, and filed for divorce!” You go girl! – Oh! – Does she want $1000 total, or $1000 for every month
they were together? – (laughs) $1000 total or s– They were only together six months? – Uh-huh. – Dang, man, get your act together! You know, I will note,
there’s two rings there. – [Rhett] Uh-huh. – [Link] It’s not just one ring,
there’s two layers to that, and it’s on the hand right now, so I see it looks great on a hand. – Uh-huh. – Man, $1000. I like the rationale. I’m sure that was part of her thing– – Oh.
– so I’m going for 6000 euros, dollars.
(buzzer dings) – Dollars! Or euros, Link. You are wrong. It was only a $1000 ring. – She just wants to cut her losses! – Yeah. – With no rationale attached! – Her husband liked it,
so he put a ring on it, but then he liked way too many of Becky with the Good
Hair’s Facebook pictures. (laughing off-screen) – Oh. Wouldn’t that be
weird if there all, like, you know who buys it on Facebook, so then it’s like, if
she were to buy it… – Yeah, if you’re buying that ring, the reject ring, yeah, ick. Okay, is this alive chicken,
that’s what it says, as evidenced by this
hostage-style picture of its feet, listed for 700,000 Vietnamese dong, or 80 Vietnamese dong? – Mmm, I don’t know how
far a dong goes these days. (all laughing)
– Yeah, that’s right. – 700,000. – That is the question. – 80 dong. – That is the question. – Man, one alive chicken. – And really, you’re
choosing between a dong going a long way or a dong
going not very far at all, because it, it’s, I mean look at that. – I think a chicken is pretty important. A chicken makes eggs,
which then can sustain you for quite a while, I
mean the protein alone. – Uh-huh. – Is worth 80 dong a pop. – Yeah, okay. – So I’m going for the big 700,000 dong. – (chuckles) Okay! (dings)
– For the chickens. – Alright! Dong doesn’t go
very far, Link, you are right! 700,000 dong. Now the listing is– – Those feet look good, too! – Yeah, they do.
(Stevie laughs) The listing, as crudely
translated by Google, says the chicken is, quote, “Not strong, “but tube feathers,” which
is all I need to know! (Stevie laughs) – Tube feathers? – Tube feathers! Which is weird, because, you know this, from our history together, I was actually voted most likely to not be not strong, but tube feathers as my senior superlatives, remember that? (all laughing)
– Yeah, man. – It’s weird how it all
comes back on a big loop! – You always have those tube
feathers to fall back on. – Yeah, if you’re not strong, at least you got tube feathers! (laughs) One inventive photographer in New Orleans, Louisiana, is offering maternity milk tub photography. How much does it cost– – [Link] Well, hold on a second. – [Rhett] Yeah, there it is. – [Link] Just let me take this in. – (laughs) Take it in all you want. How much will it cost for you
to get all milked up in a tub to welcome new milky life? Milk! (Stevie laughs) – Is this, am I buying a
picture, or is this a service? – This would be like, you
would go, if you were pregnant, and you would get this taken of you. – This is, this is a– – Yeah, maternity photographer. So you’d go and get this
done. Is it $350 or free? – Mmm, well, I mean this photographer clearly doesn’t need to
build his or her portfolio, I mean, there’s already a
great picture right here. – Mhmm, okay, that’s one way–
– So why would they, why would they offer it for free? Come sit in my bath full of milk and let me take pictures of you for free. Little creepy.
– Hmm, yeah. – That’s not a reputable business, so I think you gotta charge something. – Okay, okay.
– Anything. 350 will do. Please don’t
be free, good gracious. (buzzer rings)
– It is free, Link. – Why?
(laughter off-screen) – I think this is the kinda guy that pays you to come
and get into his tub, you know, one of those photographers. – Oh.
(Stevie laughs) – Well, incidentally, I
thought this looked fun, so I found out, check this out. – [Link] Ew. What?
(Rhett laughs) – [Rhett] Yeah. – See, I don’t even wanna
ask a follow-up question. – It was colder than I expected. (all laughing) You can see it on my face. – [Link] That is your face.
– Yeah, yeah. – That is correct. Is it a boy or a girl? – Oh, it was a food baby. I didn’t check when I got rid of it. (all laughing) – A male food baby. – This here is a hand-made
taxidermy body chain, and it features real deer
vertebrae and scapulae. How much will it cost you
to buy the perfect outfit for seduces a literal psychopath? – Oh my goodness.
– Is it $125 or $425? – You call that an outfit? I
hope that goes over an outfit. – I don’t know. I mean, I
could enjoy it either way. – Wow. You can hook your keys onto it, you’d never lose ’em.
– You can hook dem keys on it! (Stevie laughs) – That’s worth something.
– Maybe that’s part of it. – (laughs) Hey, I’m always losing my keys, hook, hook my wallet, you
know those chain wallets are coming back.
– They are, they are. – Oh man, you can pay $125
for a good chain wallet. – Uh-huh. – Make four out of this,
by that rationale. $425. (buzzer rings)
It’s got some vertebrae– – Ah, Link. It’s not even $125.
(Link groans) – That’s a steal, man. I’m m– – Yeah, it’s a really good deal, it is. – I might go for that. Do I
have to friend the person first? How does this work?
– I don’t know. Well, the seller goes on
to say that this looks nice on bare skin, or over
clothing, which makes it clear that this has 1000% been on bare skin. (Link laughs) Okay, Link, you’re not doing too hot. This picture was listed
by Facebook user Ester, from Madrid, Spain, accompanied
only by the description, “I am selling a pair of new appliques, “clean and still in plastic.” Now, applique is a term that can describe both wall sconces and chest pasties. How much do you have to pay to find out where these hang? 25 euro or 80 euro? – I thought that these were
actual, like, opera brassieres. – Where’s the strap? – [Link] Well, that’s a
good follow-up question. – They just have, they have adhesives. – My eye was, I would just say
my eye was drawn to the part where the strap wouldn’t be. (Rhett and Stevie laugh) – Okay, you were distracted. I get it. I understand.
– But, okay, these are just wall sconces,
I’m a little disappointed now. I’m no longer in the market. Uh, 25 or 80 euro. Well, isn’t that a skirt underneath it? That’s what throws me off, it’s like, put the two together and
you got quite an ensemble. I mean, no one wants an
old wall sconce. 25 euro. (bell dings)
– Hey, Link, you’re right! (Link chuckles) But the fact of the matter is, these are either extremely
boob-like wall sconces, or extremely wall
sconce-like boob pasties, so, to clear things up, I bought these. Here I am, in them. (all laughing)
– [Link] Oh! – [Rhett] They’re a lot
smaller than you would expect. (all laughing)
– [Link] Hold on, what? – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Link] No, you didn’t buy ’em. – Yeah, yeah I did. They’re pasties, Link. – After the maternity thing, I– – You’re questioning everything? – Yeah.
– Alright, Link, if you get this one right,
you get to make a choice. An entrepreneur, (chuckles) I’ve never been–
– There’s power in choice. – I’ve never been able to say
that word, “entrepreneur,” from Sydney, Australia,
starts his listing with a title, “Let’s party
with a potato on a stick!” – [Link] Yeah, let’s. – And is offering essential party needs like popcorn, fairy
floss, potato on a stick, and face painting. How
much will it cost to– – What is fairy floss? – I don’t want to find out.
(Stevie laughs) How much will it cost to have
someone hand-stabbing potatoes for your entertainment, $150 or $350? Everything’s on the line, Link. – Popcorn, fairy floss,
and potato on a stick? – Mhmm. – What is a potato on a stick? Even $350 is a reasonable price. – Even! – I mean, there’s three things there. – Uh-huh. – That’s better than most
parties I’ve attended. – It does look like
he’s put a lot of money or thought into this,
though, I just will say that. – [Link] Does he know we can
see him behind that globe? (all laughing) – Doesn’t look like it. – He’s like, “I’m hiding here,
I won’t be in this photo.” – He’s making more fairy floss back there. Not a euphemism for anything. – (laughs) $150. – Link, you are right!
(bell dings) – Yeah! (claps)
– That’s right! And you win the amazing choice between a dollar–
– Dollar bill. – Or what’s in the Mystery Box? – I love how you’re insistent
upon holding onto that, and you can’t even give me the box, but it doesn’t work! Okay. I’m going for the Mystery Box, man! – Yeah, good choice.
– Who needs a dollar? – Good choice. – Okay. (whoops) My dreams are coming true if this–
– Hold it up. – If this is what I think it is. – It is, brother, it is. – You did buy this! – And it’s gonna be on your
bare skin in just a little bit. – Oh gosh, I think it’s tangled. – Congratulations, Link!
And thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing! – You know what time it is. – Hi, my name’s Madison Walker, I’m from Green Cove Springs, Florida, but I’m currently in
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