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Trying fake mobile games

Trying fake mobile games


”I C A N ‘ T B E L I E V E Y O U D I D I T !” Pyro: Son… we need to have a talk. What’s this? And this? 👏 But before we have that talk. Have you heard of mobile games? SPOOOOOOONSOOOOOOOOOOR The ability to game anytime, any place. As a gamer, gaming anywhere is just so important. Y’know, you could game at school, at work, when the boss isn’t looking, a plane hijacked by Bane. Now one thing I’ve noticed with YouTube ads; Is that about 70% to 80% of them are mobile games. And especially now the fact that Youtube plays two ads sometimes when a video starts. The chance of seeing a mobile ad, it’s just even higher. Like for example recently, I got an ad for uhhhh… this mobile game. (Breathing) (Punch 1x) (Breathing) (Punch 1x) WHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HA HA HA Again, like this was made, right?! This is the final product. This went through QA testing and they were like, ‘Yeahhhhh. That’s good enough for YouTube ads. Just-‘ ‘How many people could s-‘ ’15 million?’ ‘Yea.’ ‘Just max it out for 15 million.’ And also that annoying laugh that was poorly looped. It is just stolen, it’s not even theirs. (WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)

And also that annoying laugh that was poorly looped. It is just stolen, it’s not even theirs. And also that annoying laugh that was poorly looped. It is just stolen, it’s not even theirs. WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Ha ha hahaha Also, is it just me, or does no one understand the logic of racing to the ocean when you can jump out of the tube, like, wouldn’t you just jump out the tube at the beginning? Also, is it just me because I’m a gamer and I understand games. OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Is the logic of this type of game completely broken? Now, I’ve actually done it found this game or something incredibly similar. I don’t know they’ve changed some things Maybe they ran into some copyright trouble who knows now to test out this game to see if it works We need a very mature. Well crafted name. I’m thinking weed nose Xbox 360 guy: -fucking Riot Shield- What else do you- Guy 2: ‘oH rIoT sHiEld, i’M a PuSsY aNd i UsE RioT ShiEld’ Pyro: So there’s no sound. This is good, I mean kind of boring but at least there’s no screaming. So is my brave hero ‘weed nose’? If I just jump out as soon as possible, right?! And then ? it down B R U H What- I- I’ve just skipped the whole map. I have literally skipped the whole map. Don’t- don’t mess it up now. C’mon, you gonna win, you’re gonna win weed nose, you’re gonna get first place! B R U H And he didn’t even land in the pool, but the game still thinks I’ve won. And now there’s confetti! 10 👏 outta 👏 10 game. What a great game! Bring back slither.io. Sans: What a fucking- Pyro: So you can just skip the entire map, and there’s no repercussions are all, like… B R U H Now, as garbage as that kind of game was, it did actually make sense. It was grounded in reality. Reality with a floating halfpipe coming from the heavens. But the thing is with mobile games, it’s very rare for the ads for them to actually make any kind of sense. For example with this one, here you just got a guy taking a dump. Placing objects in his bathroom on a tablet. And whenever the object he gets wrong, the house tries to kill him, but he just grows tumors on his head. I am very confused, but I do want to give this app a try. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHH Ok, this is lit. This is my house, I do actually have this much money. HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA You’re looking like a really hip and trendy game right now. Advertising Facebook before the evening-before the intro even plays. D o n ‘ t c a r e. Enter my name? I need a really good name. Okay so, we calling ourselves ”Honda Civic”. I don’t know that’s a really good name. I’m still waiting for the guy that- What- Wait- WHAT?! This is just Candy Crush. This is literally just Candy Crush! The entire game is just Candy Crush! And-I’ll never understand how middle-aged women can play these games. Like bro, Risk of Rain got updated like two days ago, go play that instead. Am I finished yet? This is it, this is the whole game! Let’s go on-Let’s go on the App Store and have a look at some of the reviews. Yeah, you tell them Ziggi Zeigler, demanding your money back on a free to download game. I don’t even get it the adverisement look retarded, but it actually looked like a semi interesting game, just a match three game. Okay. Matchington Mansion. Goodbye! Now one thing I love about these mobile games is the dilemma between a noob and a pro. Like, you’ll just have the noob who’s just terrible at existing in general, everyday is suffering for the noob. But the pro, they are such a Chad. Any game that you throw at them, they can beat in five seconds. Now, I think I saw one once there instead of having noob and pro, you had Thanos and Hawkeye. Some high level IQ right there. There’s one here as well and they’re actually so lazy with it They just mixed up noob and pro grab and bother now, you know, there’s mobile ads that don’t even look real They just enter this uncanny valley that there is no way that this agile seeing could actually be playable It’s we haven’t reached that level of technology yet Well, you got this ad here of someone trying to find out who’s faking their pregnancy Using a green screen of the crossbow from Black Ops faking your pregnancy on my United flight get off the plane. And also get.. get rid of that Vietnamese, man, I don’t like the look of him now One thing I love about mobile game ads is when they get real-life actors This is usually when they’ve got a budget of above 5 pounds and it’s just glorious now The thing is about these people is that they just cannot act at all It’s the equivalent of these people that are in Undercover Boss USA. Just someone they plugged off the street Hey, can you just pretend to do this thing? Yeah, we will just give you an iPad just tap here pretending you do Yeah, you’re doing great Faking Gameplay Actor: They have less soldiers than me no, so I’m just gonna send my cavalry in cuz I totally outnumber them And they just died. What did I do wrong? Oh! You can get into formation I’ll go with this formation and Rock-Paper-Scissors they are Bust! You got another example at the same game as well They used the exact same gameplay just got different actors to make it look different Faking Gaming Actor #2: You think I might win this one judging from what I’m seeing right now? He has way less troops in you shooting arrows wait, Wait, why they’re going down? Why did they all died? Maybe they died because they got an arrow to the head I don’t know man, that that’s usually what happens when you get a major injury to anywhere in the body You might go into shock and die. This is Oscar tier acting. Oh Shit, did I sponsor Lourdes mobar once? Lords Mobile is a real- Lords Mobile, the Pyrocynical character is not real. I’m buying parody. Please sponsor me. Please sponsor me again. I’m so sorry I’m literally a backstabber and I don’t even live in LA right? I’ve dug my trench. I’ve gotta go in it Lourdes mobile I’m sorry the game I’m sure is great. But the ad said There is no real me We get it bro, you played MediEvil so done your fault You got an iron to the eye then you came back from the dead doesn’t work in real life See there was a game a term did any if you understand that joke? No you didn’t I’M COOL, I PLAY MINECRAFT Yeah play MediEvil 2 on the PS1 and then come back to me. Think they can win against the archers? Yeah. Alright, they’re blocking with their shields. Huh? Oh, they’re going down. Wait, I told you No bad actor can finish a sentence without the fabled line. Let’s go If you’re a stream and say let’s go the equivalent of a fourteen-year-old white girl that still watches Smosh I’m pretty sure in fortnut More people have said let’s go then thank the bus driver now, of course, how could I mention bad actors without mentioning my best friend? Morgz Hutson *The Equivalent of Cringe and Bad Acting* WHHOOOAAAAHHH!!! Chill out Morgz, beating your girlfriend is not how you take your frustration out on a mobile game You open up the app store and rate it one star by the way guys Morgz’ Mom is very close to overtaking me She probably will in the next three days. So please subscribe to the channel to stop that from happening. You can’t stop it It’s like Judgment Day. It’s inevitable. We can only postpone it I feel like I need a section dedicated to Morgz every video now because I bring him up too much But anyway, anyway, so you’ve got these ads that are just so deceptive, you know When an ad plays after about five seconds, you can skip it. A lot of these ads are actually been screen recorded So someone’s actually nabbed a pre-existing ad screen recorded it and then posted it saying it’s their own game Why? Now I want to bring you back to a golden age of YouTube, we all remember the mafia City ads your wealthy your memes Your Wealthy, Bore! Your Memes, Bore! Comedy Levels, Bore! SHUT THE F*** UUUUPPP!!!! These abhorrent tasteless ads that they just wouldn’t even show gameplay You got all these pre-rendered animations that were like probably done in Garry’s Mod or something I like this one where he punches the security guard and the security guard turns into a case WHAT! Well this one that literally stole the model of book from Far Cry 3, but that’s not a fan rendition also shoutout to the arm wrestle where the guy turns into sweet tooth from twisted metal and the guy who works out so much he turns into Daniel Craig now one thing I wanted to do. I’ve seen all the memes that Mafia City I do want to download it and see if it actually holds up Okay When does book from Far Cry 3 appear? Is this a Meme? Is this a Meme, what is going on? Why is all the audio so bit compressed it sound like civilians from a Ubisoft game I’m pressing buttons So there’s people on motorbikes and the people on motorbikes are the same size is the SUVs with gun turrets on them There’s some guys speaking in Arabic below that I talked to him. Revered Boss, Your mansion is below level 3 You can’t send the message. BRUH! You need to level up just to send messages. That’s like the only thing in this game that actually be fun I think I’m gonna end the game here. I’ve really enjoyed that If only you could enter the chat as soon as you’ve begun the game, that would have made it even better Here’s the top review of the minute He gives the game One-star because he spent money accidentally probably on his mom’s credit card So I want to finish up this video by looking up an ad that danny gonzalez Has frequently talked about and this is called Game of Sultans not Game of Thrones Game of Sultans and this has some of the best ads I’ve seen on mobile and I mean that 100% on ironically Is she okay, I’m just asking man everyone’s allowed to do their own thing, but you seem a bit too keen on beating other women I also want to try Game of Sultans but you know, I I consider myself a bit of a sultan, you know I’m a rich guy out here and Arabia also got a Death Grips shirt, you know, very expensive worth a lot of money I’m actually a sultan which is a bird of a breed of white domestic chicken from Turkey I’ve got really high hopes for this one Okay, so I can make a character and make a name. Now we want to go for the biggest beard possible So we’re gonna call him egg. I think egg is a really good name for a character Lord egg. *Insert Eggman Joke Here* UUHH! i presss *Idk what he says* woorrkk! Okay, this is epic. There’s gonna be a battle This is Lords Mobile, apparently whatever country this takes place in when people die they just despawn DAMMIT! Oh God now getting mafia city notifications Was a fucking math class stop with all the numbers This is actually a really good simulator of rich people that they just sit on their ass to do nothing all day and generate income I don’t even know what I’m doing. I’m just pressing buttons and getting money. Look at this I’m just gonna look at some reviews of the Play Store for content I mean they are probably in the wrong, but at the same time you’re playing a mobile game in 2019 Now I was gonna finish the video here But I’ve also found this did you remember that game kick the buddy used to play when you’re like 12 I mean you still are 12 you watch my channel It’s this game where you could torture this ragdoll guy, some of it’s a bit graphic, you know You can chain him up in a kind of suggestive way. You can give him radiation sickness that makes him throw up and die There’s no blooding it apparently so it’s okay now kick the buddy has released an ad campaign that I keep seeing on YouTube Kick the Buddy tries to insult you in some quite derogatory ways. They met a gay joke in the middle of Pride Month and now their storage is being absolutely debunked Genius marketing guys. I hope you guys enjoyed the video. It was very fun to make if you did enjoy Please consider supporting me on patreon Like the video subscribe just just turn adblock on and go away *outro noises* (whitewoods- beachwalk) ha ahahahahahahahahaahahahahhaha pyro did a epic funni meimei

100 thoughts on “Trying fake mobile games

  1. I love how no one ever and I mean EVER mentions how Kick The Buddy was a rip off game that copied the original 4 Beat The Boss games which were actually decent and actually had truthful ads for a mobile game which was actually surprising but hey heres the applause applause and the reason why they are never brought up is because they didn't do much advertising while Kick The dipshits-that-cant-be-original blasted a hole into the earth with their shitty ads.

  2. Personally I don’t mind gay jokes but the “your gay” really pisses me off because they couldn’t think of a better joke

  3. Who else remembers beat your boss? Or whack your boss I can't remember but that was superior to beat the buddy or whatever it is

  4. I know I likely won't get a response, but what is that movie that the clip from ~8:45 is from? I've never seen it before, but I'm now curious.

  5. I… can say… I have played… the first one… and yes… the logic is broken… but it did have something to it.

  6. Last shelter was a HUGE lie in the ad, the ad shows you can build underground, go out an explore and other things but the game is the typical pay to win, can't do anything because the pay to win players pretty much harrass you the entire time

  7. Lol I think mr Mahmoud is a rip off of McDonald’s in Iran cause I’m Persian and I read the way that pizza was wrote پیتزا

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