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Too Many Abs – Songify the News #6

Too Many Abs – Songify the News #6


a resignation this week of 33-year-old Aaron Schock would you say…you’re shocked? who must of us, I think, remember from Instagram yeah…I mean, what? I mostly remember him from my naughty dreams the FBI is investigating this reminds me, every night before she tucked me in, my parole officer said too many abs on Instagram can be the end of the line for a Congressman why would you do this? you’re in public office everything you do is public your abs are public, if you go to rehab, it’s public take your pride and your shame and double it and everything your family does is public oooooh I know him what’s really interesting is he may have been dumb, but he’s not corrupt people run down the halls of congress with big wheelbarrows full of cash but as long as you file the paperwork it’s okay he may have been dumb, but he’s not corrupt unless it’s a crime to have a rock hard butt it’s okay, it’s okay he’ll find another job on the runwaayyyyy the run wayay – ay – ay – ayyyy there’s a band, Waka Flocka Flame you know they’re the best band ’cause they’ve got the best name they were gonna perform on the campus of Oklahoma University but they canceled why? two fraternity members caught chanting racial slurs the lead singer says they were shocked -I’m shocked -they were Schocked it’s crazy–that’s passed down so don’t be racist in front of a baby it’s crazy I really can’t blame the kids–that’s passed down -you know what this is? -no -a snowball -oh -so it’s very, very cold. catch this -whoo0ooa issues like global warming are simply -not what we need to be worrying about -cool story, bro i can truly make this country great again and nobody else can do what I do nobody else can do what I do and I can straighten it out [loneliness] my music tastes changed on 9/11 I grew up listening to classic rock country music–these are my people I didn’t like how rock responded on 9/11 and country music, the way they responded resonated country music, these are my people CLINTON’S EMAILS, CLINTON’S EMAILS! what does she do, does it spell real trouble? nobody’s drinking Pepto-Bismol right now speak for yourself, I chugged this bottle right now think of the North Korean hackers they’ll see all my naughty selfies if they try and track her ooh, I always knew my downfall would be a female I’m not even interested in anybody’s emails -good, there’s nothing there to see -I’m not interested except for the 6-pack on me-heee from bad comes good, that’s been one of my mantras from very bad can come very good from very good can come very bad so the only way we can be great is if we start out terrible ’cause if we try to be great then we’ll only get worse and we’re stuck in the status quo, status quo another Latin word status quo another Latin word (Roman Empire) from bad comes good, that’s been one of my mantras from very bad can come very good does anybody know if there’s food? cuz that’s kind of why came… subscribe to Hank and another channel of bros here’s a Green Bros. songified video and more Songify the News and you can songify yourself, too John, you’ve got batman entirely wrong John, we are all batpeople Hank, Gotham never gets better for long crime is not actually caused by evil

100 thoughts on “Too Many Abs – Songify the News #6

  1. Rock responded to 9/11? O.o Who is the official spokes-person for the global rock-scene and what did that person say? ^^

  2. What Senator James said about global warming is true. America doesn't have the time to worry about global warming. Tbh, I kinda feel like global warming isn't really caused by human activity.

  3. honestly i dont even like any of the possible american candidates except bernie because hes running purely on public donations

  4. Last March, I knew nothing about politics or current events or anything, so I didn't understand the song. I just liked the sounds. Unfortunately, now I understand the guy saying "I can truly make this country great again and nobody else can do what I do" and also the guy saying "My music tastes changed on 9/11".

  5. I've watched this many times before, and it just now occurred to me that the guy complaining about "classic rock's response" to 9/11 is the establishment pick for presidential nominee.

  6. What's still hilarious about Ted Cruz's segment is that Classic, in musical terms, is more than 25 years old. 9/11 didn't happen more than 25 years ago.

    Therefore, he stopped listening to Classic Rock because they weren't writing songs about 9/11 before it even happened? It's soooo silly and shameless pandering. Also, this shit is catchy!

  7. wheelbarrows full a cash?  In Congress it should be truckloads of cash. WOW Congress is cheaper than I thought

  8. “Do you know what this is?”
    “No”
    “A snowball”
    “Oh…”

    I swear I laughed so hard, couldn’t breathe! Nice work guys

  9. I think this is probably my favourite Songify the News. I remember back when it came out thinking that we were in a golden age of Songify the News when this came out and then the next episode was the Naked Men episode with Blondie.

  10. Oh my gosh. The days when a congressman's abs where a big enough story to make the news. Before the dark times, while we were still able to just laugh off Trump as some crazy guy who would never actually make good on his musing about running for President, let alone have a snowball's chance in Congress of winning.

  11. This vid was the first place I heard about Trump running. Start of an era for me… I thought it was ridiculous and he would never actually run. Look at it now.

  12. actually that mantra is wrong because I am very bad and I just keep getting worse and worse I can't be good!

  13. For years I thought the one guy said "pregnancy in males," not "Clinton's emails." Watching with subtitles is a transformative experience

  14. In retrospect, the only thing Ted Cruz ever said that was probably truthful was that bit about his musical tastes and it reveals his politics. Instead of siding with rock in criticizing the Bush administration, he went with country to paper over the problems with patriotism…

  15. The remix of Sarah Palin at the end is pretty telling. She is supposedly a conservative and yet, she is exhibiting revolutionary thinking (even if it isn't the violent kind of revolution) and saying the status quo is a terrible thing to be stuck in. All while she is at a conference celebrating Steve King, a white supremacist whose history of overtly racist comments start before 2015. As a socdem, I agree the status quo is bad, but she and her fellow right-wing radicals obviously want something more than conservatism. Is it a surprise the Republican Party nominated Trump?

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