The place to buy baby stuff is what? Ikea.
I love I, no? Alright. The furniture giant recently
revealed a creative new way for their pregnant customers
to get a discount. Peeing on their ad, you guys,
I’m not making this up. Trust me,
I couldn’t make this up if I wanted to. You heard me correctly, the ad for a crib can actually detect
if a woman is pregnant, kind of like a pregnancy test, and it will
reveal a discounted price for the crib. Now, once the woman pees on the ad, all she has to do is actually
hand it to the cashier.>>In plastic? Like
>>I don’t know them kind, I don’t know. I know, that’s the weird part. Ladies, do you think this
ad is creative or crass?>>I mean its, if I’m working at
Ikea I’m wearing gloves now, alright. [Applause]
>>That’s what I’m saying.>>Because you have to hand it to them and
say, hey look, I’m pregnant.>>Yeah.
>>And then they know that you just peed on it.>>Yeah, but… Guys, anything for a discount! This is got it creative as hell! I want a discount!>>Well, it’s good for the [CROSSTALK]
>>Yeah, but what about the cashier?>>Okay, I wanna know, do you put it down? How do you do it?>>No, there’s a little thing that drops, so you pee in a cup
>>A cup at home, I guess a random cup and
then you get this little thing. You squeeze out the pee.>>A dropper?>>A dropper. Then you put it on this
little area on the ad and if you’re pregnant, it’ll tell you
the price of the crib discounted.>>So, you’re telling me it’s also
a pregnancy test that reveals if you’re pregnant? You’re getting a two for
one and a discount?>>Yes.
Hell yes. Yes!>>Now, do you know how many men
are going to be holding up ads saying, come on and go and pee on this right here. Go on,
let me see if you’re really pregnant.>>Yeah.
That’s weird.>>That’s amazing though.>>That’s weird.>>I don’t know, man.>>I didn’t think about that way. That’s a free pregnancy test.>>Psssh!
No, not really. Go to the doctor if you think
you are pregnant, okay?>>[APPLAUSE]
>>[APPLAUSE]>>How do you know.>>Get your discount, get your discount. If it’s not-
>>How do you know how accurate it is, too?>>Exactly.
>>Get the discount, and worry about it later.>>See, if you’re not that pregnant,
you don’t get that good of a discount.>>That pregnant? My goodness.>>[LAUGH]
>>My gosh.>>My God.
>>[LAUGH]>>You know what I mean, if you’re not pregnant,
then the discount won’t be as good, I’m assuming.>>Wait.
>>No?>>They should tell them at least to put it in a ziplock bag.
Because it’s unsanitary not only for the cashier but for other people
that have to work with the cashier, that’s all I’m saying.
>>[APPLAUSE]>>You’re just out here walking around with pee pee paper?
>>Exaclty.>>And how do you tell your parents and stuff you’re pregnant,
by just holding up the ad? Look mom and dad, I’m pregnant.
>>By the way, I’m pregnant.>>If it’s really that awkward for you to do, you can always give a little
access service, if you’re pregnant, pee on the paper for your friend so your friend can get the discount.
[INAUDIBLE] But why would they want?
>>Okay.>>Well it’s just a crib,
so it’s not anything else.>>Yeah.
>>Yeah you can’t get a discount on everything in
the store it’s just the crib.>>[CROSSTALK] And
what if you don’t even like crib?>>It’s not a futon.>>Now fix your face now.>>Well you could get the discount on
the crib, then you can put it up on eBay, say it was signed by Jeannie Mai,
get a bigger price from it and boom. Back for more things with it.>>Signed by [CROSSTALK]
>>Always, that’s too much work.