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THE DELETED PEPSI AD

THE DELETED PEPSI AD


AHH! UGH! Wait! Who are you? You know who I am. I do? Your friendly neighborhood… PEPSI MAN The adpocalypse is still going strong. If you don’t know, all the advertisers just pulled themselves out of YouTube. There’s no ads on YouTube. 16 DOLLARS?! What am I gonna do with 16 dollars?! And I know what you’re thinking.. ”But Pewdiepie, you said you only make videos for “funny” and not for money” I LIED! I LIED, OKAY? One of the people that pulled their ads out of YouTube as a boycott… …was none other… than [warning headphone users] PEPSI MAAAAAAN It hurts every time that I think about it, Pepsi! Uh! It’s like a sting in my body. It’s a sting in my soul. ”Besides suspending their spending on YouTube…” Good writing, there by the way Walmart, PEPSI and several other companies have said they will stop buying ads on Google places. NO 16 DOLLARS! But wait, what is this? Pepsi just released an ad! On Youtube! With Kendall Jenner! My- My favorite artist! (chuckle) You know, I guess I gotta get on that family friendliness like Kendall Jenner! You know? I could also do that. I can ALSO be family friendly… …like Kendall Jenner. You can also pay me! PEPSI MAAAAAN Alright, let’s just watch it. Let’s just watch it. I’ve been hearing great things about it. (electric guitar plays) Starts of with an electric guitar… …but he’s playing a cello. That uh..uh. Good job there, good job there. No one’s gonna notice that one. *music* Look how passionate he is playing that electric guitar. I mean cello. Kind of when he’s spin the face as an… …as an artist you devote yourself to an instrument… …and then you just get dumped over by a fucking electric guitar. (laughs) JOIN THE CONVERSATION WE JUST WANT TO TALK TO EACH OTHER He will not divide us, we got love. Thats the Kanji for love. And, we are all about the love… …and look at this diverse crowd. We got all kinds of people in here. Is that Kendall? That’s Kendall! She’s doing a photo shoot… …oh my God, she looks so pretty in this photo shoot. She’s such a superstar. ♪♪ we are the lions ♪♪ Oh my God, she sees what is happening. She sees what is happening out in the world and it’s controversy. People, celebrities are marching. It’s so brave for all these celebrities to be out marching. Okay? They do it because they’re passionate about the cause… …and not because they want social media posts. Alright? *sarcasm as fuck* Was Kendall fucking Jenner in the women’s march? *laughs* Kendall Jenner wishes she could have attended the women’s march. She wasn’t even in it! (laughs) She’s still… She’s still doing her photoshoot… …but she, she feels like something is wrong. There’s injustice in the world Nah, she just wants the guy. ♪♪WE ARE THE LIONS♪♪ Oh my God! She’s so brave! She wishes she could have attended (laughs) the women’s march. Ugh, people are such fucking idiots. But wait! The best part is yet to come. Ugh! Can we talk about how cringe that is? Couldn’t she just have used her other hand? The thing is like, when someone wants to brofist you when you hold something… …you don’t do this. You don’t… you just don’t. Okay? You take… you do it properly This is awkward as hell to do. If you ever brofist anyone that holds something… …it’s awkward as hell. Does this matter at all? No, it doesn’t. It matters a great deal! ♪♪MUSIC♪♪ What is she doing? What is she doing with that Pepsi? What is she gonna do with the Pepsi to the riot guards? The police? She’s giving the police a Pepsi Brilliant. Genius. Yes! Everyone is happy now. She solved everything. All you had to do… was give him a Pepsi! Wait, you’re telling me that… …this is the problem in all the riots? There’s just not enough Pepsi. I don’t think you need to explain why it sucks. They quit the ads on YouTube to avoid controversy and then they release this fucking shit? Not only is it cringy. It’s bad. It’s forced. It’s.. It makes me hate myself. This is the reason why I will never be family friendly because, God, I will never fucking be associated with this kind of fucking shit The memes that are coming out of this… …it’s absolutely (kisses finger) beautiful. Kendall, please, give him a Pepsi! (laughs) Yo Kendall, I’mm gonna need you to come through with a Pepsi! These cops are wildin’! I bet she showed up I bet she was at the photoshoot… …but I bet she showed up… …and if she didn’t, I bet she wishes that she could have (laughs) you know everytime i go outside its not really a problem for me but just you know my mom ever since i was a young little boy she’s always like bring a little pepsi boiii put it in ur backpocket and if you ever get in trouble with the cops, just whip out a pepsi, and everything will be alright is he spray-he’s spraying them with pepsi that’s not tear gas, that’s pepsi everyone sometimes the cops like to share as well yes *laughs* this one STOP GUYS! i have a pepsi multi pack in my car its gonna be okay! its not just one person making these desicions, the people working on these ad campaigns are fucking huge there’s millions and millions and millions of dollars involved in this i cant even imagine how much money kendall jenner was paid for this but i imagine quite a big sum cause pepsi’s known throughout the history history? whatever, through out the years to do all the big celebrities like Britney Spears, Micheal Jackson (that one was amazing) um Beyonce they all done pepsi sponsored and now kendall jenner being the new star. there’s millions of dollars and so many people involved but NO ONE, no one stepped up and be like maybe this is just not a good idea, you know? maybe this is not how the real world actually works i understand that we were social justice warriors and we want to *unintelligent* …off like how great this movement is Oh people gonna love this shit its got kendall jenner and everyone just loves each other there’s love everywhere and to be fair like some of the pepsi commercials has been like really good i remember the Britney one when i was a kid and like wow what the fuck i thought it was cool okay, im sure i wouldnt think its cool now but PEPSIIIIIIII MAAAAAN YO JUST LOOK IN MY POCKET, I GOT A PEPSI I GOT A PEPSI!!! its horrible, to laugh at but at the same time this is the reality of the situation not everyone lives in a goddamn bubble like the people working at pepsi alright i think we all learned a valuable lesson here which is pepsi brings world peace everyone knows this the world is so divided right now and everyone is freaking out but thank god that we have brave people like kendall jenner whats that i just got a call from kendall jenner’s management and she she, she wishes she could be here i could just imagine the P.R team, trynna figure out how they’re gonna promote this campaign with kendall jenner okay what’s relevant right now? oh we got all the riot and the anti trump movement and black lives matter THATS HOW WE’RE GONNA SELL THIS SODA holy fucking shit i cant show the audio but the chemical brothers literally predicted this video in 2009, they’re even throw(ing) viva cola *laughs* is this where they got their inspiration from? what the fuck? the irony now is that fans ^stutters^ consumers are banning boycotting bepsi because they just have got off on this commercial wuss but at the same time, is all the publicity good publicity? i dont know i dont really have the answer for that i think no. i think no is the right answer oh she tweeted it, god bless ^sighs^ MY EYES *LAUGHS* *get rekt, ken* what the fuck is this meant to be? the true power of fizzy juice, thats riiiiigghhht how stuck up do you have to be to even act like you and a can of soda can end things like police brutality protest? that is a great question, that is an excellent question basically, the same thing historic moment alright, well that that is it from me, hope you enjoyed, check out another video and um there’s a pepsi out of this video i want you to this is never gonna happen. this is never gonna fukin happen really, i may seem like im hateful and bitter and angry but in reality im just lost i need you pepsi come back to me, i love you i’ll be good to you i’ll treat you nice please i don’t wanna keep making videos for free okay? i *stammers* its not what i (want) its not what im doing i dont wanna do dat iagh a hah okay? PEPSI MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

100 thoughts on “THE DELETED PEPSI AD

  1. Irl riot cops one person in a riot goes up to the riot police gets beaten down in faster than you can say bepis. Or if u give them a pepsi they not gonna take it. What if its spiked?

  2. Me: sees martini
    Pewds: Pepsi.
    Me: Martinis=what?
    Pewds: Pepsi
    Me: Kingdom of Loathing…
    Pewds: Pepsi
    Me: Dyspepsi-cola

  3. Why is the crowd so excited to see that cop take a sip of Pepsi, it’s like they are cheering him on to chug a chug jug full of Pepsi and kill him self

  4. 2017 pewdiepie: this is why i won’t ever be family friendly!
    2019 Pewdiepie Welcome back to episode 45 of minecraft

  5. It's not that bad, i don't think they were actually telling you that pepsi solves riots, they were just saying pepsi was good

  6. This…this is why I love pewds..he's not a conformist, idiotic sjw, he's actually smart and funny.."ugh, people are such fuckin idiots.." quote of the year!

  7. The ad is flawed definitely but the Pepsi in the ad is representing American freedom and justice because Pepsi is a well known American brand

  8. "i will never be family friendly" ok, calm down Mr. Minecraft YouTube Channel😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  9. If you guys really cared about the Earth, you would go buy a twelve pack of Pepsi at Walmart for 9 bucks right now….

  10. 5:13 5:12 “memes are fucking shit” wow so that’s how it’s gonna be now pewds, I’m very disappointed

  11. 2017 pewds: I’ll never be family friendly
    2019 pewds: I CANT SWEAR OR DO WHAT I WANT CAUSE ILL GET DEMONETIZED!!!

  12. Pewds in 2017: I'll never be family friendly
    Pewds in 2019: If I swear my Minecraft series will be demonitzed

  13. Felix: 5:06 – 5:07 says he will never be family friendly
    Also Felix in the present when Jack says shit:Dot't say that Jack, I'm a family friendly channel!

  14. If I was the cop I would load it it a canon a fire it at the people cause Pepsi is a good military weapon

  15. Felix: I will never be family friendly

    Also Felix: Good morning gamers! And welcome back to another episode of minecraft

  16. ::DISCLAIMER:: I’m not trying to offend anyone! I’m Venezuelan my self!



    Riots in Venezuela and the military killing people? NO PROBLEM! Give a guard a Pepsi!

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