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The Campaign Ad – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

The Campaign Ad – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts


This is Tom Harrison. A loving father, bold community leader and
proud American. But what about his opponent, Jimmy Williams? He may be running for office, but can he run
from his past? This crooked politician wants you to believe
his campaign isn’t funded by shady, off-shore banks. How about voting for someone who DOESN’T want
to sell your vote for a quick buck? Jimmy Williams: bad for you, bad for America. Hi, I’m Jimmy Williams and I approve this
message. Jimmy Williams is also a creep who gets off
on his own humiliation. Just look at what a lowlife that Jimmy Williams
is. I’m Jimmy Williams, and I approve this message. Jimmy Williams is out of touch with America. He doesn’t even know the names of his own
children. When he fills out the ethnicity section on
surveys, he chooses “OTHER” and writes in “RACIST.” I’m Jimmy Williams, and I approve this message. Jimmy Williams likes to pay HIS taxes with
YOUR taxes. And he doesn’t even care who knows. I’m a bad boy. He also likes to put on a diaper and be spoken
to like a baby. I’m a bad wittle boy. Last year, Jimmy Williams was caught with
dirty money. Dirty, because it was up his butt. Jimmy Williams knew who the Zodiac Killer
was and didn’t tell anybody. It was Jimmy Williams. What do we say to a scumbag like this? I’m Jimmy Williams. Fuck you Jimmy Williams. And I approve this message. Also… he’s got a tiny penis. I’m Jimmy Williams, and I’m going to PROVE
this message! I’m Tom Harrison, and I’m NOT Jimmy Williams. (Blink) (Eye Brows Raise) (Blink) (Eye Brows Raise) (Blink) (Eye Brows Raise) (Blink) (Eye Brows Raise) (Blink) (Eye Brows Raise) (Blink) (Eye Brows Raise) (Blink)

100 thoughts on “The Campaign Ad – Cyanide & Happiness Shorts

  1. All Tom Harrison ever did was stroke his own ego and engage in political mudslinging.

    Oh, wait… Nope. He had someone else do it for him.
    Tom doesn't do anything except tell us who he isn't.

    At least Jimmy Williams is honest and owns up to his deeds.

  2. the only reason this video has 1k dis-likes is because they were laughing so hard they missed it

  3. Well since I don't like Jimmy Williams I don't trust anything he approves… So I guess I'm voting for jimbo

  4. Good luck in the morning hope you’re doing good I love to you have too many thanks to my friend is your birthday

  5. At first I thought the gag was that they were taking his stuff out of context but it's actually that jimmy Williams is…uh… an honest American?

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