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Thank You Notes: Ad Astra, 25th Anniversary of Friends

Thank You Notes: Ad Astra, 25th Anniversary of Friends

-I was running
a bit behind today, so I thought if you guys
wouldn’t mind, I’d just like to write out my weekly thank-you
notes right now. Is that okay? [ Cheers and applause ] It’s Thursday.
-Thursday. -Thursday is when I write out
my thank-you notes. -Yeah, Thursday is thank you
note day. -Yes. That’s correct,
it is. Yeah. James, can I get some thank-you
note writing music, please? [ Melancholy music playing ] He’s always in a good mood. -Wow.
-He’s always in a good mood. -It is like he’s wishing you
happy birthday with his eyes. [ Laughter ] [ Melancholy music playing ] -Thank you, “Ad Astra”, for looking like
a great sci-fi movie but sounding like a new
24-hour allergy medication. [ Laughter and applause ] -Ask your doctor
about “Ad Astra.” -May cause sneezing. [ Melancholy music playing ] Thank you,
Sean Spicer’s debut on “Dancing with the Stars” —
-Oh. -For looking like a highlighter
going through a mid-life crisis. [ Laughter and applause ] -How about neon green?
-What is going on? -God. Oh, my God. [ Melancholy music playing ] -Thank you, Bernie Sanders, saying he’ll release
his medical records. Or, as Bernie put it, “And you thought the Mueller
report was long. I’ve been alive since 1863!” [ Cheers and applause ] [ Melancholy music playing ] -Thank you, people who say
“autumn” instead of “fall,” for being the same people who won’t stop talking
about traveling abroad in Bar-the-Lona. [ Laughter and applause ] Come on.
-Come on. -Barcelona. “Oh, we had such a great time
in Bar-the-Lona.” [ Laughter ] [ Melancholy music playing ] Thank you, 25th anniversary
of the TV show “Friends” — [Cheering and applause] Or the 26th
if you’re counting that year that we were on a break! [ Cheers and applause ] -Nice call back. -Thank you. [ Melancholy music playing ] Thank you, people singing
the national anthem at sporting events, for answering the question, “What would it sound
like to hear 30,000 people mumble the word ‘ramparts'”? [ Laughter ] O’er the… [Mumbling] What’s a —
What’s a rampart? -Rampart?
-What’s a rampart? -Do you know what a rampart is? -It’s like a, uh, ramp… that leads up to a battlement. -No, that is not true.
-What is it? -I do know what it is.
No, it’s for real. -Is it part of a ramp?
A ramp part? -No. Rampart, one word. “O’er the ramparts we watched.”
Right? -Right. Yeah, sure. -It’s a protective wall
around a fort. -Yes, that’s usually
at a raked angle. [ Laughter ] -That’s true, but I mean — [ Laughter ] -To deflect cannon shells.
-Yes, that’s correct, but it — -More the angle the wall,
the thicker the cannon shells. -Yes. So you’re saying
it is a ramp? -A ramp — a part of a ramp. [ Laughter ] I thought it was
“Rampart: First Blood.” Is that not it?
-No. That’s just — No, “Rambo: Last Blood.” -I just lost 10 grand. [ Laughter ] -You got to stop gambling.
-To James. -Bet James 10 grand.
-You bet James $10,000? -Yeah. I feel like a fool. [ Laughter and applause ] [ Melancholy music playing ] -Thank you, President Trump, for holding a rally
in New Mexico. Or as you would first put it,
“Wait, there’s a new Mexico? We have to build a wall now! [ Applause ] We have to build — We have to build a rampart. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] We got to build a rampart…”
-A virtual rampart. -“…that fries eggs.” -“It is a virtual wall.”
-“Fries eggs and bacon. [ Sizzling ] Very loud wall. A sizzling wall.” [ Laughter ] [ Melancholy music playing ] Thank you, motion-activated
bathroom lights that randomly turn off, for making me feel
like I’m landing a 747 with my pants around my ankles. [ Laughter and applause ] Come on. Turn it back on.
-Come on! [ Laughter and applause ] -You have to stand.
-What was that? [ Laughter ] [ Melancholy music playing ] Thank you, restaurant checks
that show suggested tip amounts, for basically being
a multiple-choice question that asks,
“How cheap are you?” Thank you very much.
Those are my thank-you notes.

45 thoughts on “Thank You Notes: Ad Astra, 25th Anniversary of Friends

  1. I wonder if you know how much you make me smile, and how much I enjoy watching you. Lawdy I hope to meet you someday and play a game of name that tune together w/ The Roots. OMG it will be so much fun "Literally 🍯"

  2. everyone before my coment couldn't of watched It all because it's under the videos time 😂
    👇 now for the people who actually watch it in full thumbs up please for my truth

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  4. Owen benjamim does the best impression of Jimmy fallon. It's crazy good!!! Owen is a legend! Even Dave Chapelle stole his jokes lol

  5. The automatic lights situation happened to me. Had to open the cubicle door and wave my arms around, just as someone walked into the toilets.

  6. 1:23 In Spain we have the same felling about people who says "New York" instead of "Nueva York" while speaking spanish…

  7. Yes, I knew what a Rempart was, the Tonight Show , because in France we have a lot. I was born in a city called BAYONNE near Biarritz (known for surfing and G7 event) , and in this city there are remparts…built by an architect, named VAUBAN !! you can check that on google images REMPARTS VAUBAN !! and you will see what a rempart is !! and I remember, when i was in University studying english, I had a course named American Civilization and I asked the teacher if i could sing the STAR SPANGLED BANNER…Then I sang it !! I enjoyed the moment !!

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