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Steve Buscemi Mourns RompHim Going Out of Business

Steve Buscemi Mourns RompHim Going Out of Business

-This is very sad. You guys, in fashion news, the company that created the romper for men — called the “romphim” — just announced it’s closing this week. And… -What? -Wait, wait. Steve Buscemi. Steve, what…. [ Cheering ] -Hi, Jimmy. I was just getting ready in my dressing room when I heard this awful […]

Never Sponsor Someone – Foil Arms and Hog

Never Sponsor Someone – Foil Arms and Hog

So guys do you want to sponsor me. Huh? I’m doing a sponsored walk for the local hospice. A walk? Yeah. You enjoy walking. Yeah. We’re not gonna give you money for something you enjoy Yeah, you have to like suffer for it. Yeah. Well, no, you don’t understand. It’s like a hundred kilometers. So […]

Did Patrick Stewart Start Fake News 55 Years Ago?

Did Patrick Stewart Start Fake News 55 Years Ago?

>>James: NOW PATRICK, I DON’T KNOW IF PEOPLE KNOW THIS ABOUT YOU, YOU STARTED OUT YOUR CAREER, BEFORE YOU BECAME AN ACTOR, YOU WERE A JOURNALIST. I DIDN’T KNOW THIS, WHAT SORT OF STORIES DID YOU COVER?>>WELL, JOURNALIST IS A RATHER AGGRANDIOZE TERM STO DESCRIBE WHAT I DID, I WAS 15RBGS MY EDUCATION WAS OVER […]

Funny Canadian Headlines with John Cena

Funny Canadian Headlines with John Cena

-If you’ve been keeping up with the show, then you know I normally come out here, and I share thoughts about whatever’s on my mind, you know? But tonight I want to give a shout-out to my home country of Canada, and do a monologue entirely about what’s going on up North, okay? See, the […]

Zoey Deutch Keeps Getting Zooey Deschanel’s Emails

Zoey Deutch Keeps Getting Zooey Deschanel’s Emails

-[ Imitating crying ] [ Audience “aws” ] Thank you so much. -Happy Valentine’s Day. -That is so sweet. Thank you so much. I appreciate that. -No, it’s perfect. I know you couldn’t spend it with your one true love, Justin Timberlake, so — -Oh, my gosh. -But you got to spend it with another […]

10 FALSE MUSLIM HEADLINES FROM BIG NEWSPAPERS

10 FALSE MUSLIM HEADLINES FROM BIG NEWSPAPERS

Today we have a very special guest with us today he’s very intelligent, very smart, very handsome and mashaAllah a really good guy to get along with sadly Ali couldn’t come What will we be doing today? What are we not gonna be doing today? That’s the real question. So we’re gonna be looking at […]

Justin Theroux & Terry Crews Have Abs Fit for Billboards

Justin Theroux & Terry Crews Have Abs Fit for Billboards

JUSTIN I CAN’T DRIVE ANYWHERE AROUND LOS ANGELES WITHOUT SEEING BILLBOARDS FOR YOUR SHOW “THE LEFTOVERS” WHICH I HAVE TO SAY DON’T FEEL LIKE BILLBOARDS FOR THE SHOW. THEY FEEL LIKE BILLBOARDS FOR YOUR ABS. WHEW. NOW, THAT’S A LOT OF WORK.>>IT IS A LOT OF WORK.>>James: NOW, HERE IS THE THING. I KNOW HOW […]