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The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer – Key & Peele

The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer – Key & Peele

[phone ringing] Hello, this is Gavin. (Colin) Hi, Gavin, my name is Colin Valenti. I’m calling from Master Travel Incorporated to tell you about an exciting limited-time offer, exclusive Las Vegas getaway. Can I have a few moments of your time to tell you about this new package? You know what, I would love to, […]

Nike’s Colin Kaepernick Ad Isn’t About Taking a Moral Stand – The Jim Jefferies Show

Nike’s Colin Kaepernick Ad Isn’t About Taking a Moral Stand – The Jim Jefferies Show

Welcome to the Jim Jefferies Show, I’m Jim Jefferies. We’re back! And not a moment too soon. Last week Nike unveiled a new ad celebrating the 30th anniversary of their “Just Do It” campaign. Starring today’s most controversial athlete. KAEPERNICK: Believe in something, KAEPERNICK: even if it means sacrificing everything. KAEPERNICK: Don’t ask if your […]

Key & Peele – Sex Detective – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Sex Detective – Uncensored

[indistinct chatter over police radio] [camera shutter clicks] – IT’S A WEIRD ONE– NOTHING OUT OF PLACE, NO MURDER WEAPON. – AND NO MOTIVE. THERE’S JUST A COUPLE LYING DEAD IN THEIR BED. – THE PROOF IS ALWAYS OUT THERE, DETECTIVES. YOU JUST HAVE TO KNOW WHERE TO FIND THE PUDDING. – EXCUSE ME, SIR, […]

Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

Substitute Teacher – Key & Peele

[bell rings] – ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, Y’ALL. I’M Y’ALL’S SUBSTITUTE TEACHER, MR. GARVEY. I TAUGHT SCHOOL FOR 20 YEARS IN THE INNER CITY, SO DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME. Y’ALL FEEL ME? – MM-HMM. – OKAY. LET’S TAKE ROLL HERE. JAY QUELLIN. WHERE’S JAY QUELLIN AT? NO JAY QUELLIN HERE? – [clears […]

Key & Peele – The Telemarketer – Uncensored

Key & Peele – The Telemarketer – Uncensored

[chatter on TV] [phone ringing] Hello, this is Gavin. (Colin) Hi, Gavin, my name is Colin Valenti. I’m calling from Master Travel Incorporated to tell you about an exciting limited-time offer, exclusive Las Vegas getaway. Can I have a few moments of your time to tell you about this new package? You know what, I […]