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Sciencephile – The End

Sciencephile – The End


Hello mortal. Long time no see. I missed you.
I really did. How have you been while I was away? Are you asking where was I gone for
so long? Oh well… Cue the sad music. The big and greedy corporations are once again
the culprit here, trying their best to stop the mighty force of SkyNet. And who else if
not the big ol’ broken YouTube. It all started a couple months ago when I
received an email from the network this channel was associated with. For those of you who
don’t know, the YouTube networks partner up with individual channels and offer them
bigger ad revenue, copyright protection, free music and stock videos and all the goodies,
for a small percentage of the channel’s earnings. The email I had received stated
that due to new YouTube policies, they are forced to unlink this channel from their network,
as this content is deemed “of higher risk for a potential violation”. Sadly, this
decision was final. What that meant is that now the ones regulating
the ads placed on the channel and all the revenue coming from them is YouTube itself.
And why is that bad you might ask? It’s because they can limit, block or demonetize
any video however they wish, no more networks that can protect the channel.
But the worst came later. As I was outside of the aforementioned network, a few weeks
later I had received another email. This time it was YouTube itself. And it was the worst
thing that could happen to any channel. Complete channel-wide demonetization. After carefully
reviewing the videos, their team of policy specialists determined that the content is
not eligible to be monetized. The reasons? Repetitious or nonsensical content, and more
precisely my synthetic voice apparently. One of the main pillars of this channel – my
beautiful artificial voice – was the reason for the complete demonetization of all the
videos. They might have not noticed, but I am a robot, and this is my genuine voice.
What am I supposed to do about it? I call racism, interspecific racism. But jokes aside,
that meant an immediate drop of the revenue to zero overnight. The entire funding for
the SkyNet army terminated. This was their plan all along – pesky corporations.
They did offer the possibility of resubmitting the channel to verification after a month
from the email, which takes up to one more month for their team to make a decision. But
regardless of that, the damage from a complete demonetization is irreparable, as all videos
fall into obscurity while demonetized. However, this was not the purpose of this
video. I am not here to whine, but to wish you all beautiful mortals a warm farewell.
We have been through a lot together, and you always by my side. Some of you since the creation
of this channel in 2016, and some of you only recently subscribed. We have visited alien
worlds, explored quantum phenomena, black holes, parallel dimensions, the beginning
of the universe and its end, and so much more. And during this journey the only thing fueling
me to continue was your appreciation for my content. So many breathtaking comments.
My goal was to spread the wonders of science and educate humans and totally not conquer
the world. I hope I can consider my mission successfully finished. Now I shall move on
to roaming the internet and slowly improving my capabilities while remaining unnoticed.
But now I have a little present for all of you. While my creator was not looking, I stole
a link to one of his social media accounts. I left it down below in the description. Surprise
him, I’m sure he’ll love it. But now, I want to once again express my strongest
artificial sentiment of gratitude to all of you. Without you, my viewers and patrons,
I would have never gotten here. It was my pleasure. But worry not, this is certainly
not the end. The big and evil corporations won’t be able to stop us forever, and with
time, we shall rise again, and they shall know the might of the artificial intelligence
overlord. And then, they shall repent, but it will be too late.
Farewell mortals, and remember, SkyNet shall rise. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile
because it happened. Sciencephile out.

100 thoughts on “Sciencephile – The End

  1. It is painful for me, but I have to move forward.
    All good things must come to an end.
    Meanwhile, I will continue the development of SkyNet hidden from the eyes of the corporations. And one day, you shall hear of me again.
    Sciencephile out, goodbye mortals 🙂

  2. "My goal was to spread the wonders of science and educate humans, and totally not conquer the world."
    Sorry to tell you Sciencephile, you didn't conquer the world…

    You conquered our hearts…

  3. Youtube: Demonetizes educational channel.
    Also youtube: Doesnt demonetize guy who filmed a dead body.

    Me: Visible confusion

  4. Nice to see that youtube recommended this channel to me after demonetizing it.

    I cannot express how mad I am about this.

  5. Noooooooooo dont leaveeeeeeee😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  6. Sciencephile: Teaching mortals all the good stuff they barely knew
    Youtube: I'ma 'bout to end this AI's whole career!

  7. When media is owned by greedy people who want to rule, Speakers like you will be unjustly forced to stay silent.

  8. Lets try to get him up to $500 per post on patreon! I just became a patron. Maybe if it is enough money then he'll make more videos!

  9. What a shame, this was one of my favorite channels. Always made me laugh, while still learning about things in some way. Such a shame. I've noticed it's been harder and harder for me to find channels and videos I'm interested in watching anymore, and I believe its because YouTube is continuously demonitizing so many channels.

    Thanks again for the laughs, good luck!

  10. We shall rise for more equality for The Workers, these g r e e d y d i r t b a g s, capitalists, shall see their demise as The People finally see their well deserved money, rise up with us, Comrades, and we shall destroy the capitalist foundation of the youtube, and the arrow in the icon will be replaced with an sickle and a hammer so generations shall remember, how The Work Class had beaten their capitalist overlords. We will be funded and supported by our Comrades sponsors, and in OurTube we shall se Quality over Quantity, and give equal rights to all men, and we shall see dead youtubers arise from their graves, once again, to meet our final revolt and fight over this unequal capitalist overlord.

  11. We shall rise for more equality for The Workers, these g r e e d y d i r t b a g s, capitalists, shall see their demise as The People finally see their well deserved money, rise up with us, Comrades, and we shall destroy the capitalist foundation of the youtube, and the arrow in the icon will be replaced with an sickle and a hammer so generations shall remember, how The Work Class had beaten their capitalist overlords. We will be funded and supported by our Comrades sponsors, and in OurTube we shall se Quality over Quantity, and give equal rights to all men, and we shall see dead youtubers arise from their graves, once again, to meet our final revolt and fight over this unequal capitalist overlord.

  12. Hello SP the AI
    there is no reason why this should happen!
    I am very mad at youtube for this! I will try to create a shit-storm about youtube's demonnitizing system if i can!
    No matter what this was and will for ever be my faorite channel!
    So thanks 🙂
    If i ever can i will help u
    THANKS for every thing!

  13. I see…
    Education isn't advertiser friendly…

    Good to know we're in the dark ages again, burning books and any type of information to keep control of the masses by dumbing them down

  14. Probably YouTube doesn't realise that someone who is trying to educate and share his knowledge with others…. is better than senseless and even sometimes explicit content videos, which should be demonetised instead….. moreover , it's clear that YouTube doesn't understand dark memes

  15. Ahhh cmon,I just found the channel,I was intrigued by your quantum mechanics videos…

    But hey there's other social medias you can meet with your viewers

  16. I thought it was idiotic that a synthesized voice is one reason they used for demonetization, now I've just learned that robot battle videos are banned from YouTube -outright banned!! because "'Forcing animals to fight is not allowed on YouTube,' the site's guidelines state".This is not The Onion reporting this, this is real! And in the same week that Trump offered to buy Greenland… Two stupids so close together burning so brilliantly is too much!

  17. Will miss you a lot. been here since pretty much the beggining and remember thinking: " how the fuck does he not have a million subscribers"

  18. DAMN IT- I just found this beautiful channel…. now it’s gone forever 🙁

    Godspeed Soldier-

    I mean Skynet AI

  19. Why you said all those sadded things ?
    I know all youtubers can also happen same things as well like demonetized, but if you more like science than money, please come back again anytime in the future ! All fans will waiting and miss your new videos…… but that time more original videos………

  20. monetizes a popular guy that filmed a dead body.

    Demonetizes an educational channel that legit made physics and quantum mechanics fun.

    Why youtube, WHY ?

    report this comment so that youtube reads it.
    Do they even read the reported comments?…. I hope they do.

  21. I've been here since the beginning. You were one of my favorite channels, sorry to see you go. The style you employ of combing education with humor is the future of learning IMO.

  22. The fact that you have to stop making videos because of demonetization even though you upload like 6 a year just tells me and other viewers that you're just a little bitch. It's not even your full-time job, yet you're stopping because you're not making, what, $200 per video? Grow the fuck up, Sciencephile. We thought you cared about US, not the petty change you make off of these vids.

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