Hey! My name is Simone Giertz, and I build robots. It is something called the “wake-up machine”. Ow! ♪ Grab ’em by the pussy ♪ and it’ll slap you in the… ♪♪ I’m not sure it has been cleaned, though. ♪ This pussy grabs back! ♪♪ Oh wow, thank you. But, no no no, don’t use your hands. Okay they’re pretty shitty. Like, I build shitty robots. It’s on purpose. Some of them are shittier than others, though. Fuck, that joke’s a low-hanging fruit. I also do random stuff like working on becoming an astronaut. (Simone): That was intense.
(Person): That’s just the average ride.
(Simone): Really? Okay. I feel like fucking Pacman. Building stuff for Tested.Com. Nope, you gotta go faster. Oh my goodness. And cuss, a lot. Fuck you. [retches] Dickhead. Fuck me. Fuck this robot. Yuck! What I don’t understand, is why people have fake nails. How the fuck do you scratch your butt? There are kid-friendly versions of my videos on Goldie Blox’s channel, but you should check out the non kid-friendly versions first, because (it) has a lot of dick jokes. If you’re into dick jokes. If even this shitty robot can subscribe, then so can you. Ow I made you! You’re supposed t-