This is me at 16. When life was fun. This is me now. 5 minutes… Okay… Uh, who eats this crap? Hey! What the hell is going on? Dude! Don’t freak out. Who… You’re… Yeah. You’re, you’re me? Duuuuh. This is crazy. I know. Man, we changed so much… …we look like shit. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean you look like shit. This isn’t happening. So, what happened was… I was in algebra class listening to my teacher droning on and hoping… …ugh god I’m not as lame as him when I’m his age and then – boom, here I am! The stock market went through the roof today. No one seems to… Future people are obsessed with these things, huh? Quiet! You do know I’m invisible, right? I can’t find my drums. Do we still have a band? No time for that. Where my posters at? Omega 3 – what is this? We have high cholesterol. You serious? Yeah! Hey! Hey! Hi! So I have an extra ticket for that show. You wanna come? Uhh, but we launch tomorrow. You’re gonna regret it! Tell me we have a thing with her. Nah, not cool. She works here. Are you kidding me? Dude, she’s hot, she’s smart. Seriously! Office relationships are frowned upon. Frowning upon anything cool seems to be a thing around here. You’re so quiet! That’s not the me that I remember. STOP! Hey, where you going? Getting away from you! You’re depressing me. Look, you’re still a kid, okay. You don’t know anything about real life. Real life? You kidding me? All you do is work, work. This is what happens. Look at you man, you suck! You sold our drums, we were good. Yeah. You hungry? Just a little. Be quiet, why do you talk to yourself? Shut up! Listen, I don’t know how much longer I’m going to be here before… …before I have to go back to algebra class, so… I w…, I want …, I want you to teach me something. Buckle up. Whooooow! Switch? Hell yeah… Hey!