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If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Taco Bell)

If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Taco Bell)


hello there hi my name’s Roger and I’d love to tell you all about my new restaurant that brings you cooked food alarmingly quickly I promise to make this quick as well because I know that you are statistically speaking an exhausted parent or a struggling college student or someone else with neither time nor money money that you’re still going to spend hi hi folks did you know that your brain can be addicted to not just drugs and alcohol but to anything from exercise to people to shopping we do and we picked food as the addiction we’d like to sell to you that’s why our meals are designed to be the perfect combination of fat sugar and the only rock that tastes good thanks to the human body’s natural reward system and the fact that sugar can be more addictive than cocaine our food is too tasty to resist literally your brain will regularly crave one of our burgers burgers just like well not this one that’s not at all representative of the muscle and fat we actually sell for this one we had a team of food stylists and image specialists worked for several hours the muscle and fat sandwiches we sell are made by a 14 year old in about one minute but it sure does taste good enough until you want another one do you see this nugget it starts as the whipped up muscles of chickens and then we form it into a zigzag or some nonsense it’s not good for you but we’ll give you ten for three dollars so frankly it’s sort of irresponsible of you not to buy this offering our food at impossibly low prices is another one of the ways we hope people especially and ideally people in low-income areas do you like plastic shapes your children do we’ve decided to include free painted plastic shapes and all our children’s meals so your kids will grow to associate our brand with reward and Happiness before you know it they’ll be literally screaming for you to take them here and once you do you can just send them to the temporary kids ooh and enjoy your fat sugar and salt sandwich in peace our temporary kids ooh contains a pit and a slide both perfect for creating the illusion of physical activity well really just letting gravity do the playing for you it’s also a cheap fast easy way to hook them early so they’ll develop fond memories of the restaurant to follow them as they grow up isn’t that right can I work here you sure can and in just seven months you’ll have made what I make in just an hour anyway I’ve been Roger still and I hope you come on down to the fast food ray where the colors yellow and red have been known to subconsciously trigger hunger so frankly it’s sort of irresponsible irresponsible irresponsible of you irresponsible of you not to buy this

98 thoughts on “If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest – Honest Ads (McDonald’s, Burger King, Wendy’s, Taco Bell)

  1. You can apply the combination of fat and sugar, blah, blah, blah to any restaurant. Have you ever looked at the calorie count of just about anything? French food, German, Chinese, Mexican, etc.? It's all the same. Let's stop pretending that anything we don't cook ourselves is most likely garbage designed to part you from your money and make you crave it, more.

    I remember when Cracked actually used to be funny…

  2. Its not cheap either. Eating at MacDonald's every day will ruin your finances lol. Its fucking expensive for that shit we eat…

  3. "Where the colors yellow and red have been known to subconsciously trigger hunger." So that's why everyone in communist states are hungry.

  4. Lol Roger is too funny. These videos are right on time๐Ÿ˜‚…needed the laughs and um, reality check lol๐Ÿ˜ฏ

  5. Where I live, fast food costs the same as decent food. It's just an occasional treat, I don't know anyone who eats it regularly.
    Actually, most people here can't stand to eat it daily, cuz it just makes you feel like shit if consumed too frequently.

  6. Iโ€™m surprised when this man was a Child McDonaldโ€™s was most likely a big treat depending on were you lived i do not think I know a person over sixty who dose not like fast food

  7. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ STILL AINT GONNA STOP ME FROM GETTING FAST FOOD YA OLD FART SO SHUT IT N GO TAKE YA GERITOL

  8. The commercial to start this was BOSS cologne. It'll make you Thor & you'll be magically whisked away to one of our polluted beaches that's sliding in to the ocean! ๐Ÿ˜‰ ๐Ÿ˜‰

  9. It's fucking delicious and cheap though. I never got fat because of food. Im very under weight but I prefer fast food over some home made vegtatables or meat which taste like shit.

  10. Whatโ€™s in a McDonaldโ€™s hamburger? A 100% beef patty thatโ€™s seasoned with a pinch of salt and pepper, topped with melty cheese, tangy pickles, minced onions, and (of course) ketchup and mustard. Duh. While the aforementioned is technically true! McDonaldโ€™s recently stopped using the โ€œpink slimeโ€ in their beef. But the vast majority of fast food beef comes from CAFO (concentrated agricultural feeding operation)ย cows. Not only is this horrible for the animals and the environment, but eating meat from sick animals will only make you sick. ย Eat a McDonaldโ€™s hamburger and you might be getting a mouth full of antibiotics, hormones, and dangerous bacteria. Not to mention that most are prepared by scarcely trained hormonal teens on a minimum wage!

    This is my opinion, I could be wrong.

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  12. They forgot to mention the pedophilia and sex scandals that happen all the time behind the scenes. Managers keeping it all under the rug . Not to mention the sexual harassment.

  13. "The colors yellow and red have been known to subconsciously trigger hunger"
    Someone should have told that to the soviets before they made their symbols and flags red and yellow.

  14. Tesco trys that shit that's why all the stuff yous need like sugar is plasted away at the back so you have to walk through all the exister sugar BULLSHIT to temp you to by if you really what to know what goes into your food make it your self I use to work for tgi fridays your stakes are only half cooked then placed in the macro wave witch means it not cooked properly THINK ABOUT IT!!!

  15. People also dont realise that the chips what's the point YOUR ARE THAT DUM ASSED YOU'LL WILL BYE IT SO AM NOT EVEN GOIN TO FINNISH not for the guy in the video keep the good work๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿค”

  16. Here's one see when you see the add with the KFC add he say the one of him in everyone of us NOT EVERYONES A SERIAL KILLER BUT THEN AGAIN THE MORE POEPLE YOU KILL THE MORE FAMOUS YOU ARE๐Ÿค”SHIT MAYBE I'VE GOT IT WRONG YOUR LUCKY THE SCOTS ARE ALOUD TO HAVE GUNS

  17. In the UK and US, the likes of McDonald's, KFC, Burger King, Subway among others are for the low income areas. In Kenya, their prices are so high they're mostly consumed by the rich. The people in low income areas actually eat healthy! I kid you not!

  18. Red and yellow huh… wow๐Ÿ”ด๐Ÿ’› McDonald's, Burger king, jack in the box, IN N OUT, arbys, wendys, chik fil a, canes, pizza hut, freddy's, etc etc. Genius marketing!

  19. 'More addictive than cocaine'. Yes, that bastard just robbed you to fund his next extra large coca cola.
    Burger King aren't the only ones serving Whoppers.

  20. Oh letโ€™s not forget that they donโ€™t change the oil constantly … uhm most of the time they donโ€™t clean the orange juice machine , or soda machine ( which should be done at least once a week ) …. If u only knew …….

  21. Roger is exactly the kind of guy you expect a true communist to look like, dresses kind a like a Mormon bishop and a 50s Soviet bureaucrat. Believe me this guy is a commie.

  22. It's a sad reality. People really need to stop working on fast food restaurants,
    this is the only way to stop them feeding us shit.

  23. Yea those burgers from McDonalds look so tasty and fresh and then actually what you get is a squished burger that tastes like old rubber

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