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Graduation Commercial – SNL

Graduation Commercial – SNL


>>GRANDMA MIGHT PASS OUT.
>>FOR KICKS OFF WITH THE SPEAKER, AMY MITCHELL WHO
DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO WORK THAT MIKE.
>>SOMETIMES I WISH — AND THAT I COULD STAY AT THIS SCHOOL.
>>FOLLOWED BY VALEDICTORIAN OLIVER KLINE.
THE SMARTEST KID IN CLASS GIVING THE WORLD’S SALTIEST SPEECH.
>>SOME OF US WERE CONSIDERED COOL OR POPULAR AND GIRLS DIDN’T
NOTICE ME, BUT IN A FEW YEAR, BOY OH, BOY THINGS ARE GOING TO
CHANGE AND YOU WISH YOU HAD GOTTEN ME.
CONGRATULATIONS TO THE CLASS OF 2018.
>>BITTER MUCH?>>I DIDN’T THINK SO.
IT’S TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT. HANDING OUT DIPLOMAS.
ALL YOUR FAVORITES WILL BE THERE WITH GRADS WITH UNFORTUNATE
NAMES AND ASHLEY BRANDT WHO IS MAKING A CONFUSED POLITICAL
STATEMENT.>>GET YOUR LAWS OFF MY UTERUS
AND SAVE THE HONEY BEES.>>AND HOW ABOUT MATT JONES WHO
HAS BEEN TELLING EVERYONE HE IS GOING TO DO A BACKHAND SPRING
AND BAILS AT THE LAST MINUTE. AND WHEN VISIBY PREGNANT SENIOR
COURTNEY KING TAKE THE STAGE, WATCH THAT HIT THE PARENT
SECTION LIKE AN ATOMIC BOMB.>>WHO’S THE FATHER.
>>THE PRINCIPAL MISPRONOUNCES THE INDIAN KID’S LAST NAME.
>>AND OF COURSE — IS IT A BOY OR A GIRL?
>>AND IT’S TIME FOR DADS WITH iPADS AND NO ONE KNOWS WHICH
PHONE TO LOOK AT. SECRETS WILL BE REVEALED LIKE
WHEN YOU REALIZE THE PARENTS ARE LIKE NORMAL?
>>HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?>>AND THEN LOOK, THERE IS A
SENIOR HAVING DRAMA WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND WHO’S A SOPHOMORE.
>>I DON’T WANT TO DATE COLLEGE GIRLS MUCH WE ARE NOT GOING TO
BREAK UP, OKAY?>>YEAH THEY WILL.
>>A DAY TO REMEMBER, BUT THE ONLY THING EVERYTHING WILL
REMEMBER IS WHEN THE PRINCIPAL FELL OFF THE STAGE.
>>DEFINE THE TERM GRADUATE.>>THE JAMES MADISON HIGH SCHOOL
GRADUATION. YOUR GRANDMA FLEW IN FOR THIS.

100 thoughts on “Graduation Commercial – SNL

  1. I think the only people who didn't like this are the very reason why this exists! You are supposed to graduate high school. It shouldn't be celebrated.

  2. A whole year later, and just as true, and just as funny. Attended 2 graduations this year …… (so far).

  3. pretty absurd of them to assume there's this much diversity in a school so small that the whole senior class is only 100 kids, and that the shitty annoying kid is smart enough to be valedictorian

  4. Only 100 kids? That would’ve been fantastic 😂😂 my graduating class had 500 but at least we were inside

  5. God. The only thing worse than this is a contemporary wedding with Dad dancing like an idiot with his daughter…and the DJ….ugh.

  6. Hit the nail on the head.
    Graduations are hortible from HS to college to grad school.
    The younger ones are even worse.

  7. All the fucking traffic their bullshit creats.
    They got the sitting in direct sunlight very right.
    In AZ weather?!
    Not even for my graduation.

  8. At my graduation, everyone only remembers how I snaped at a teacher before the ceremony. Its brought up every time I run into an old classmate.

  9. "some of us were considered popular, cool and girls didnt notice me , but in a few years, oh boy oh, things gonna change. you wish you have gotten with me"- Oliver Klein, 2018, valedictorian, Madison High school

  10. In the end no one really cares, ur kid isn't an "individual", they're not special, they're just another brick in the wall…and the story repeats yr after yr….

  11. Lmao funny how a year ago they thought “get your laws of my uterus” was weird but in 2019 it’s actually happening

  12. It is now law that anyone caught dabbing in public can, and should be, beaten mercilessly with a sack full of coins and thumbtacks.
    So it is written, so it shall be done.

  13. My school was smart they had the graduation inside in the gym. Too bad the school didn't have air conditioning

  14. They forgot how the principal says, “Please stay silent until the end,” then every damn family goes “WOOHOO!!! YEAH!!! GO SANDRA!!!!”

  15. Only in America would leaving high school yes high school be a big deal. In Britain no one makes such a fuss because it's expected that you will complete basic education.

  16. Don’t forget when all the graduates throw their hats in the air, then they get mixed up and you go home with the kid’s hat that never bathes

  17. Imagine being the good quiet kid in school and the principal and the vice principal literally look at you like they’ve never seen you in their life

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