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Goldi’s Locks: A Full Service Security Solution | YouTube Advertisers

Goldi’s Locks: A Full Service Security Solution | YouTube Advertisers


Regular lock’s won’t keep you safe this hibernation season. They can be picked by little girls. Goldi’s Locks will stop them in their tracks. Look at this, it won’t budge. Hey there. Welcome to the Goldi’s Locks workshop. I’m Father Bear here to tell you that with Goldi’s Locks, you’ll be saying ‘It’s Locked’ every time. They’re for the porridge, the bed and the chair! It doesn’t rust, doesn’t get stiff, open it, close it. Lock it! And they’re damn tough as well! Here’s a lost little girl messing up your house. Goldi’s Locks can stop multiple home invasions. Check it out, Goldi can’t get comfy! Now we’re gonna re-enact a break in in real time. Look at this, she’s been made. She can’t even get a whiff of that porridge. Let’s hear from some of our satisfied customers. I can’t hibernate without it, I just love it! I don’t even bother hiding my porridge when I leave the house. * nondescript growling * The Golden Lock sells for $19.95. You get one for the house, one for the chair, two for the house and the chair. Hell, we’ll give you 3 locks for $39.90. And they come with a happily ever after warranty, here’s how to order. And don’t forget – if it’s not Goldi’s Locks, it’s not locked! Excludes shipping, handling and keys.

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