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Chappelle’s Show – PopCopy – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – PopCopy – Uncensored


“POPCOPY” EMPLOYEE
TRAINING FILM WITH YOUR HOST,
RALPH HENDERSON. HELLO,
I’M RALPH HENDERSON. AND IF YOU’RE WATCHING
THIS VIDEO, THAT MEANS YOU’VE
JUST BEEN HIRED TO WORK HERE AT “POPULAR COPY”. ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE
GONNA SHOW YOU THE BASICS OF WHAT IT’S LIKE
TO WORK HERE. YOU GUYS READY ? YEAH ! YEAH ! GREAT. FIRST OF ALL,
NEVER SHOW UP ON TIME, AND IF A SUPERVISOR HAPPENS
TO ASK YOU WHERE YOU WERE, YOUR RESPONSE SHOULD
SOUND SOMETHING LIKE THIS. MANUEL,
WHY WERE YOU LATE ? MAN, I GOT HERE
WHEN I COULD ! SHIT, YOU’RE NOT
MY FUCKING MOMS ! ( chuckles ) PERFECT ! OCCASIONALLY,
YOU MAY GET SNAGGED BY ONE OF THESE
CUSTOMER PEOPLE. JUST REMEMBER, YOUR JOB
IS TO FRUSTRATE THEM AND MAKE THEM FEEL UNWANTED. IF YOU CAN,
WRAP UP A STORY THAT WILL MAKE THEM FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE. FOR INSTANCE… YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
I’M SAYING, RIGHT ? I MEAN, YOU KNOW
MY REPUTATION. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK, I’LL GO TORIKERS
FOR THREE OR FOUR YEARS JUST TO PROVE MY POINT,
I DON’T PLAY THAT SHIT. CAN I HELP YOU ? OR… HELL, YEAH, I SUCK TOES ! GOOD AFTERNOON,
WELCOME TO “POPCOPY”, CAN I HELP YOU ? OR… ( man )
WHAT’S WRONG ? MY BUTT IS ITCHIN’ LIKE CRAZY,
AND I TOOK A SHOWER. CAN I HELP YOU ? IF A CUSTOMER
HAS A COMPUTER DISK, THEN LOOK AT IT AND TELL THEM
IT’S THE WRONG FORMAT. IF THEY USEAPPLE,
TELL THEM WE’RE P.C. IF THEY USE P.C., TELL THEM
WE’REAPPLE.AND IF THEY GOT BOTH,
THEN TELL THEM WE USELINUX.AND IF THEY GOT THAT, TELL THEM
THE COMPUTERS ARE DOWN. THEY SHOULD BE, ANYHOW. YOU SEE, THE WHOLE SYSTEM
ACTUALLY WENT DOWN. IT’S GONNA BE SHUT DOWN
FOR A COUPLE HOURS. HOURS ? IT HAPPENS. THE WHOLE SYSTEM ? BUT THIS IS A BIG PLACE,
HOW CAN– LISTEN, SISTER,
I GOTTA GO TAKE A SHIT. I DON’T BELIEVE
HE SAID THAT ! SHOULD A CUSTOMER GET ALL UPPITY
AND ASK TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER, THEN TELL THEM,
“GUESS WHAT ? I AM THE MANAGER.” I WANNA SEE THE MANAGER. NO, SEE,
I AM THE MANAGER. YOU ARE THE MANAGER ? THAT’S RIGHT,
MY FRIEND. I’M THE ONLY MANAGER HERE. UNLESS YOU WANT TO TALK
TO THE “POPCOPY” PRESIDENT AND I DON’T KNOW HIM, YOU MIGHT
COULD HELP ME OUT WITH THAT. I MEAN, REALLY GET
IN THEIR FACE ABOUT IT. I WANNA SEE
YOUR MANAGER ! GUESS WHAT, NIGGA ? IAMYOUR MANAGER,
WHAT’S UP ? YOU’RE THE MANAGER ?! THAT’S RIGHT,
HOW MAY I HELP YOU ? YOU DONE, THAT’S IT. YOUR JOB IS DONE, NIGGA,
GET OUT ! I’LL SEE YOU LATER– WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?! Y’KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
ASK, “WHY ?” “WHY TREAT
THE CUSTOMER THIS WAY ?” WHY ? ‘CAUSE FUCK ‘EM,
THAT’S WHY. BATHROOM UPKEEP IS IMPORTANT
TO US HERE AT “POPCOPY”. BE SURE TO SPRAY CHOCOLATE SAUCE
ON THE WALL NEAR THE TOILET TO GIVE THE APPEARANCE
OF ERRANT FECES. THIS WILL ENSURE THAT ANY
CUSTOMER WHO USES OUR RESTROOM WILL NEVER, EVER RETURN
TO ONE OF OUR STORES. WE ASK THAT YOU SIGN A SHEET
TO VERIFY THIS GETS DONE ONCE AN HOUR,
24 TIMES A DAY. UH-OH, TONY,
YOU MISSED A SPOT. WHOA… NOW THAT LOOKS POOPY. I HOPE YOU FOUND
THIS TAPE INFORMATIVE. AND SHOULD YOU EVER
DOUBT YOURSELF AND CONSIDER TREATING
A CUSTOMER WITH RESPECT, JUST REMEMBER THIS: YOU GRADUATED FROM
GRADE SCHOOL, AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO
TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE. WELCOME TO THE “POPCOPY” FAMILY,
AND CONGRATULATIONS. WHOOP HIS ASS,
WHOOP HIS ASS ! WHOOP HIS
ASS ! ♪ “POPCOPY” ♪♪

100 thoughts on “Chappelle’s Show – PopCopy – Uncensored

  1. See the main difference between this place and the AAA gaming industry is that this place only take pride in treating customers like shit.

  2. I worked in a grocery store deli and this was how it was I even got fired for fist fighting a customer funest job I ever had !

  3. Ever since the first time I saw this, I often wondered what kinkos, or whatever, he went to that treated him like shit and what exactly happened for him to come up with this sketch as a big FU to them.
    Love it.

  4. LMAO I'll go to rikers for 3 or 4 years just to prove my point lol I got family in rikers for y'all who don't know rikers island is a prison in up state new York

  5. Dave is probably the best of def 1 of the best comedians of all time…But this Skit and the "what if internet were real" skit are just not funny at all

  6. I remember my showing my little sister this sketch (when I really shouldn't have at her age) and she was always saying "My butt is itching like crazy, and I took a shower!"

  7. "Welcome to popcopy can I help u" proceeds to turn around and not help the customer. Lmaoooo 😂😂😂

  8. At my first Job I was taking out a trash bag, a customer said "It smells like trash!", I said "That happens when you sit next to the trash can".

  9. officially 799 people with no sense of humor. why do people bother to watch & thumbs👎 what some consider, like myself, to be a hilarious skit done with humor intended 🗣 Just don't watch Comedy Central or the Chappelle show if this isn't your line of humor. B💃ut I guess everyone who owns a computer products can give their shity opinion nowadays!

  10. I like seeing this in others not myself. But it probably looks the other way around. Fuck it we're all going to die someday. God bless.

  11. Thank you, Dave, for creating a wet dream for anyone who's EVER worked ANY kind of over-the-counter customer service job, that we can watch over and over again. Thank you… 😭

  12. Fucking Guillermo Diaz said " cause you done nigga bye" lmao…funny ass dude, Hes a badass in the tv series called weeds.

  13. 1:25 is my favourite. She looks at the customer like she is genuinlly shocked to see someone standing there… like "who the fuck's this."

  14. This sounds more like Kmart or Walmart. Planned destruction of a company so investor's can reap the benefits of a sale off. Basically what is happening with sears the past several years.

  15. As someone who works in customer service, if the customer is an asshole, I drop their parts in the back on purpose – bc fuck um- that’s why.

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