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Cartier Ad – SNL

Cartier Ad – SNL


>>>YOU LOVE HER.
YOU CHERISH HER. BUT LET’S FACE IT.
SHE’S A LOT.>>I CAN’T EAT ANYTHING HERE.
>>BECAUSE SHE’S PROVOCATIVE. BECAUSE SHE’S MAGNETIC.
BECAUSE THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING.
>>THERE’S NOBODY GOOD HERE.>>YOU GIVE HER THE SUN, THE
MOON, AND THE STARS. BUT FOR NOW, GIVE HER SOMETHING
TO DISTRACT HER. CARTIER PRESENTS THE
DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED FIDGET SPINNER.
14 KARAT GOLD. A LUXURIOUS TOY GUARANTEED TO
KEEP HER OCCUPIED.>>SO FAST.
>>YOU DO YOU AND HER DO THAT.>>I’M BALANCING IT.
EMBEDDED WITH PRINCESS CUT DIAMONDS DESIGNED TO CALM HER
BECAUSE SHE, QUOTE, HAS ANXIETY. SHE’S VIVACIOUS, SHE’S FEISTY.
SHE’S ALWAYS KIND OF FEUDING WITH A FRIEND.
SHE TOLD YOU SHE’S THINKING OF OPENING A RESTAURANT AND YOU’RE
LIKE, I GUESS. [ LAUGHTER ]
GIVE HER SOMETHING TO FOCUS ON BECAUSE, LET’S FACE IT, SHE’S
BEEN READING “THE GOLDFINCH” FOR TWO YEARS.
SHE LITTERS. SHE HAS TO TAKE CABS BECAUSE HER
UBER RATING IS SO LOW. WHEN SHE’S AROUND GAY MEN IT’S
EXACTLY HOW YOU THINK IT WOULD BE.
AND YOU KNOW SHE’S A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PERSON WITH HER
FAMILY.>>HI, DADDY!
>>INTRIGUING. ADDICTIVE.
A WAY TO PASS THE TIME. I’M TALKING ABOUT THE FIDGET
SPINNER.>>HEY, CAN WE GO?
I’M REALLY SICK.>>OKAY.
>>CARTIER FIDGET SPINNER. BECAUSE, GOD, THE SEX IS GOOD.
[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Cartier Ad – SNL

  1. Funny. But you know the joke is on the guy here..because let's face it: the things that attracks you in another person, the reason why you chose to be with someone and to stick to a relationship are the very things that defines you. The guy is shallow, vain, stupid and he needs something more tenacious that this ..that thing..i forgot its name and i m grateful it did not become 'the thing to have' in my country, not yet. But all those harmful brainwashing stupid costly things always end up in here.

  2. tell me why I thought beck was ryan gosling from 0:06 to 0:10 ??! wtf I had to rewind like a million times cuz I was so confused. lol

  3. Trust me, the sex can't be good enough to buy a Cartier fidget spinner. That bitch betta be doing stripper moves on ya joint fo' that shizzle. Redhead=crazy, yeah, I get the internet memes, but with that overbite, there's gonna be scrapage and as uptight as she acts, there ain't no anal involved. 7/10 at best, on ya birfday!

  4. Damn Vanessa Bayer makes me weak in this. That vapid look is done to perfection, and her "Hi Daddy!" had me choking on my chips in laughter.

  5. “When she’s around gay men, it’s exactly how you think it would be.” Am a gay man. Can confirm I’ve met this woman.

  6. That's me when I'm not in control of the situation and not equal or superior to my partner. I can't calm down, because I need to climb up. Once we're on the same level my character changes to something else entirely. If I'm in control – I'm like that guy then. I know my partner isn't interested in my business, so I find him or her something to do.

  7. I feel so bad that this girl reminded me viscerally of my best friend. She’s the most kindhearted person but… yeah she’s a lot.

  8. Very amusing skit.

    The sad thing is that there are people who act and behave like this. And worse yet, men who decide to marry them and continue to sustain their behavior. I've never, ever understood men who date selfish, crazy women. They just turn around and complain about them. Dude…you're the one who thought it would be a good idea to marry her!

    Have known more than one wife/husband combo like this. So strange.

  9. "Because the sex is good" is so true. I've been in this situation before. It seems the crazier they are, the better the sex.

  10. High schoolers are the epitome of fidgeting and, if your a parent, they make your head spin.

    Fidget spinner….yeah.

    Diamond encrusted psychology?
    ….such an insult to scary characters.

    So wrong, so deep, hilarious!

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