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Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL

Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL


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>>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.”>>YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT UP?
WHAT UP? WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY.” THE ONLY JEOPARDY WHERE OUR
PRIZE MONEY IS PAID IN INSTALLMENTS.
I’M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES. TODAY’S CONTESTANTS ARE SHANICE.
>>HEY.>>RASHAD.
>>WHAT’S CRACKIN?>>AND, OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
ALL THE WAY FROM WAKANDA IT’S T’CHALLA.>>GREETINGS DARNELL.
I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS PROGRAM.>>BOY THIS MIGHT BE THE
BLACKEST, “BLACK JEOPARDY” YET. ALL RIGHT, LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT
OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT, GROWN ASS.
AW, HELL NO. FID’NA.
GIRL, BYE. I AIN’T GOT IT.
AND AS ALWAYS, WHITE PEOPLE. ALL RIGHT.
SHANICE, YOU’RE OUR RETURNING CHAMP.
YOU PICK.>>OKAY, LET’S GO TO AW, HELL NO
FOR A HUNDRED.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, YOUR
BARBER HAS A TWO HOUR WAIT. BUT HE SAYS THERE IS AN EMPTY
CHAIR YOU CAN USE UP FRONT. RASHAD.
>>WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, THERE’S A REASON YOUR CHAIR EMPTY.
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. YOU DAMN RIGHT THERE IS.
YOU GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE THE WEEKND.
ALL RIGHT, RASHAD, THE BOARD IS YOURS?
>>ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO WITH FID’NA FOR $200.
>>ALL RIGHT. THEY FID’NA TAKE PRAYER OUT OF
SCHOOL. SHANICE.
>>WHAT IS AND THEY WONDER WHY EVERYBODY PREGNANT?
>>YES, YES, EXACTLY. YEAH.
BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU KICK JESUS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
THAT’S RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, IT’S YOUR PICK
SHANICE.>>LET’S STICK WITH FID’NA FOR
$400.>>ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER.
THIS IS THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN YOUR GRANDMAMA’S
NAME. OH, T’CHALLA.
>>WHAT IS TO HONOR HER AS THE FOUNDATION OF THE FAMILY.
>>HMM. THAT’S REALLY NICE.
IT’S WRONG. BUT IT’S REALLY NICE.
ANYBODY ELSE? THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN
YOUR GRANDMAMA’S NAME? SHANICE?
>>WHAT IS CAUSE I’M FID’NA TO GET’S CAR AND I DON’T NEED ALL
THAT ON MY CREDIT.>>YES, I FEEL YOU.
THAT’S RIGHT. I FEEL YOU.
AND YOUR GRANDMAMA AIN’T GOING TO NEED THAT GOOD CREDIT TOO
MUCH LONGER. ALL RIGHT, SHANICE, YOUR PICK.
>>LET’S GO TO I AIN’T GOT IT FOR $200.
ALL RIGHT. THE LADY FROM SALLIE MAE SAYS
YOUR STUDENT LOAN IS PAST DUE. RASHAD.
>>WHAT IS I AIN’T GOT IT BECAUSE I DIED.
YOU ARE TALKING TO A GHOST.>>YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
THAT’S RIGHT. YEAH, YOU CAN’T BILL WHAT AIN’T
THERE. JUST ASK WESLEY SNIPES, AM I
RIGHT T’CHALLA?>>I DON’T KNOW THIS ONE.
>>THAT’S ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU’LL GET THERE.
RASHAD, IT’S YOUR PICK.>>ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO TO AW,
HELL NO FOR $400.>>OKAY.
THE AIRLINE SAYS THEY WANT TO CHARGE YOU $25 TO CHECK YOUR
BAG. SHANICE.
>>WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO FLY TO
JAMAICA WITH A 50 POUND SUITCASE IN MY LAP.
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. YEAH, YOU DAMN RIGHT.
AND I DARE THE STEWARDESS TO SAY SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT, LET’S KEEP GOING.>>LET’S STAY WITH GROWN ASS FOR
$600. OKAY, YOU SEND
SEND YOUR SMART ASS CHILD HERE BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE GROWN.
T’CHALLA.>>WHAT IS TO ONE OF OUR FREE
UNIVERSITIES WHERE SHE CAN APPLY HER INTELLIGENCE AND PERHAPS ONE
DAY BECOME A GREAT SCIENTIST.>>OKAY.
WELL, THE ANSWER WE WAS LOOKING FOR WAS, OUT MY DAMN HOUSE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU
T’CHALLA. I MEAN, Y’ALL MIGHT NOT NO MEAN
STREETS IN WAKANDA. ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>>VERY WELL. LET’S GO TO AW HELL NAH FOR
$800.>>THE POLICE MANS SAYS THERE
HAVE BEEN ROBBERIES IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, AND ASKS DO YOU
HAVE INFORMATION.>>WHAT IS, NOT ONLY DO I TELL
THIS MAN WHAT I KNOW BUT I ALSO ASSIST HIM IN TRACKING DOWN THE
OFFENDER. AFTERALL OUR MINISTERS OF LAW
ENFORCEMENT ARE ONLY HERE TO PROTECT US.
IS THIS CORRECT?>>IT SHOULD BE.
BUT, OH. YOU AIN’T SPEND MUCH TIME HERE
IN AMERICA. LET’S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY’S
PRIZES. JOHNNY.
>>THANKS, DARNELL. TODAY’S “BLACK JEOPARDY” WINNER
WILL RECEIVE UESTA HOLD MARGARINE.
VERSATILE PLASTIC CONTAINERS THAT USED TO HOLD MARGARINE.
PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THEM. AND WELL DONE STEAKS.
IF I SEE A SPEC OF RED IT’S GOING BACK.
YOU BETTER COOK MY FOOD WITH WELL DONE STEAK.
AND BY SPRITE. HOW DID WE BECOME THE BLACK
SODA? WE DON’T KNOW.
SPRITE. BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.
I DO LOVE SPRITE. ALL RIGHT.
T’CHALLA, THE BOARD IS YOURS.>>OKAY.
I AM READY. LET’S GO TO WHITE PEOPLE FOR
$400.>>OKAY, LET’S TRY IT.
YOUR FRIEND KAREN BRINGS HER POTATO SALAD TO YOUR COOKOUT.
UH-OH, T’CHALLA.>>I THINK I AM GETTING THE HANG
OF THIS. BUT BEFORE I ANSWER.
I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS. THIS WOMAN, KAREN, SHE IS
CAUCASIAN, YEA?>>YES.
>>AND SHE HAS HER OWN RECIPE FOR POTATO SALAD, YES?
>>YEAH.>>OH, I UNDERSTAND.
IT IS NOBLE THAT SHE WOULD VOLUNTEER TO COOK FOR EVERYONE.
AND ALTHOUGH I HAVE NEVER HAD POTATO SALAD.
>>YEAH, OF COURSE.>>I SENSE THAT THIS WHITE WOMAN
DOES NOT SEASON HER FOOD.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
>>AND IF SHE DOES, IT IS ONLY WITH A TINY BIT OF SALT.
>>THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT.>>AND NO PAPRIKA.
>>YES, THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT.>>AND SHE WILL PROBABLY ADD
SOMETHING UNNECESSARY LIKE, RAISINS.
>>I KNOW, RIGHT.>>SO — SO, SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT I SHOULD SAY.>>SAY IT.
>>AW, HELL NO, KAREN. KEEP YOUR BLAND ASS POTATO SALAD
TO YOURSELF. [ DINGING ]
>>YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT T’CHALLA!
>>OH.>>IN THE FACE.
>>YES.>>BLACK PANTHER, WELCOME TO
BLACK JEOPARDY. ♪♪♪>>HOW MANY SQUARE FEET IS THAT?
>>FOR THREE BEDROOMS.>>WHAT A DEAL?
>>OH, WELL, THE SOUND OF WHITE PEOPLE SHOPPING NEARBY FOR REAL
ESTATE MEANS THE FUN IS OVER. SO, LET’S TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE’LL PLAY WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
BLACK JEOPARDY.

100 thoughts on “Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL

  1. I have to stop and catch my breath! This is too funny! So much comic-genius in every respect, from script to delivery!

  2. It's hard having a white mom and a black dad. One cooks like a 5 star chef and the other puts ground beef in lasagna. Though my white grandma makes some bomb potato salad.

  3. Which is why all professional chefs and cooks are black, oh wait theres none? Nah your fatass black grandma don't count.

  4. Outstanding skit!! Kenan's expressions are priceless, and Chadwick's Afro-British accent and demeanor is the icing on the cake.

  5. Weird cause the black people here in Africa r the same as the white people in America cause the black people here don't cook well but the Coloured people can cook well just like African Americans
    but the white people in South Africa r the same as Canadians there tooo freaking nice! ๐Ÿ˜‚But anyways nice sketch I love it

  6. My mom: Ill take Oh Hell Haw for 500
    Me; What is that roach crawling around after Sunday Cleaning
    My mom: oh HELL NAW GET THAT RAID

  7. Damn he's so sexy and so good with the accent I love the Black panther movie so much that is like the dopest movie

  8. Am I the only one who didn't understand a single word?

  9. Chadwick said "she's Caucasian neh" like a true South African. Nailed the confused "neh" like a pro ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  10. Black actors, still seemed rascist. Is this a parody of black culture? Or a parody of white stereo types of black culture?

    Or I'm wrong… misreading it totally!

  11. Oh hell nawl Karen keep your bland a** potato salad to yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ #WakandaForever!!

  12. My Germanic girlfriend made a rich macaroni and cheese with veggies and the black side of my family loved it while the white half said "no thanks" and "it's too busy". I've never been so proud. I love her.

  13. No self respecting woman of any color adds weird shit like that to potato salad. Also, telling my Irish mom she, as a white women, screws up a POTATO dish? Nah, my friend. Also, the lack of spices thing is weak and stale. Do better, the rest of the skit was pretty funny!

  14. I wish Americans would treat the law and its enforcement officers with the same respect Wakandans do. Then there would be a lot less crime, danger, and police involved shootings.

  15. It's a good thing this episode wasn't set to film a few weeks later because then T'Challa wouldn't have been available. Something about someone snapping their fingers and wiping out half the universe.

  16. I was enjoying this just fine but at that Sprite joke I had to pause the video due to laughter. I don't know why, that was perfect to me

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