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Attorney Ad – SNL

Attorney Ad – SNL


♪♪♪
>>HI. I’M LISA BRODERICK.
>>I’M JEREMY GANTZ.>>HAVE YOU BEEN INJURED IN AN
ACCIDENT, TALK TO US. WE’LL GET YOU THE MONEY YOU
DESERVE.>>AFTER MY ACCIDENT,
JEREMY GANTZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT JEREMY GANZ GOT ME A SETTLEMENT
OF $6,000.>>LISA BRODERICK GOT ME
$1.7 MILLION.>>THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, WE
WERE AWARDED $2 MILLION.>>WAIT.
THOSE GUYS GOT HOW MUCH?>>WE’VE GOT YOUR BACK.
I’M LISA BRODERICK. I HAVE 14 YEARS OF LAW
EXPERIENCE, AND I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS AT YALE.
>>AND I AM ALSO A LAWYER.>>I BURNED MY TONGUE ON HOT
COFFEE. THANKS TO LISA BRODERICK, I
DON’T HAVE TO WORK ANYMORE.>>BILL SPRAINED HIS ANKLE AT
THE MALL.>>NOW WE’RE SET FOR LIFE.
>>A CEMENT TRUCK CRASHED INTO MY LIVING ROOM AND DUMPED CEMENT
ALL OVER ME. I WAS TRAPPED IN CONCRETE FOR
THREE DAYS BEFORE FIREMEN COULD CHISEL ME OUT.
NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, $6,000 SEEMS PRETTY LIGHT GIVEN
THE SEVERITY OF THIS ACCIDENT. I’M NOT SURE GANZ DID A GOOD
JOB HERE.>>AS A LAWYER, I LOVE HAVING A
PERSONAL CONNECTION WITH MY CLIENTS.
>>MY FAVORITE PART ABOUT BEING IS LAWYER IS THAT THERE IS A
REAL LIVE POLICEMAN IN THE COURTROOM.
YOU CAN’T TOUCH HIS GUN, BUT YOU CAN SEE IT.
>>HE DID TOUCH HIS GUN. AND IT DEFINITELY AFFECTED THE
CASE.>>LISA WAS SMART, PROFESSIONAL
AND ANSWERED ALL MY QUESTIONS.>>LISA CAME TO OUR HOME EVERY
DAY AND DROVE US TO THE COURTHOUSE.
>>GANZ SHOWED UP TO COURT AN HOUR LATE, WEARING TWO DIFFERENT
NEW BALANCE SNEAKERS. AT ONE POINT I’M PRETTY SURE HE
CALLED ME “YOUR HONOR.”>>YOU KNOW, PEOPLE ALWAYS ASK
US HOW IN GOD’S NAME DID YOU BECOME PARTNERS?
>>WELL, I FIRST MET JEREMY GANZ WHEN HE GENEROUSLY
GAVE MY FATHER HIS KIDNEY.>>AND THEN SHE HIRED ME WHEN I
GAVE HER HUSBAND MY OTHER KIDNEY.
>>THE GUY IS WALKING AROUND WITH NO KIDNEYS?
THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE KEPT GOING CROSS-EYED AND BLACKING OUT.
>>I GUESS YOU COULD SAY LISA WAS A BULLDOG IN THE
COURTROOM.>>ONE TIME AFTER HE BLACKED
OUT, I HAD TO PRESENT MY OWN EVIDENCE.
I HAD VIDEO OF THE CRASH. WHEN I SHOWED IT IN COURT, GANZ
HAD RECORDED IT WITH “NAKED AND AFRAID.”
>>WHEN BRODERICK GAVE HER CLOSING ARGUMENT THE JUDGE AND
JURY ACTUALLY APPLAUDED.>>AFTER MINE WAS OVER GANZ
FOLLOWED ME BACK TO MY HOTEL AND ASKED TO BORROW FIVE OF MY
$6,000. WHEN I SAID, “NO,” HE LOCKED
HIMSELF IN MY BATHROOM AND CALLED SQUATTERS’ RIGHTS.
I HAD TO HIRE ANOTHER LAWYER TO EVICT HIM.
I AM IN SO MUCH DEBT RIGHT NOW.>>BRODERICK AND GANZ WILL NEVER
STOP FIGHTING — FOR YOU.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
AND OH, NO, I’M BLACKING OUT! ♪♪♪
>>THANKS, BRODERICK AND GANZ.>>THIS ISN’T THE NUMBER HE GAVE
ME. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 thoughts on “Attorney Ad – SNL

  1. Aziz Ansari : when itโ€™s okay to be a racist sex offender as long as youโ€™re brown. ๐Ÿคฎ

  2. Even though Kate is from Long Island – she has to fake the Typical NY Accent which she does beautifully.

  3. Who ARE the people who think Ansari is funny? Seriously…WHO ARE THEY? I've never understood his success.

  4. The black out right at the end was really tacky and lowered the quality of an otherwise hilarious sketch. Sometimes just implying something is better than hammering you with it.

  5. I love the talent. But when SNL gets political it is done with a certain undertone of hatred and basically Americans donโ€™t like it. Those heard laughing the loudest and longest, you have to wonder about them.

  6. this is also Attorney Ingrid Morcillos Relativo wherein I just become so dahil I did passed the Bar Examination without studying of a Lawyer's Degree po pero I am just a Chemical Engineer from the Stanford University—

  7. ang sabi po ng nagngangalang babae sa akin and her name is babae Genevieve Morcillos Relativo Bodikey of ng Bansang Country Island of the Philippines Digos City Mindanao Island of the Philippines that kahit na sino ako kay hinding-hindi daw siya matatalo and hindi siya uurong sa akin po and during those times po kay I don't know the reason now pero not po until now po—

  8. kay meron po palang nag-YES I AM po na anak daw niya ako po and his name po is Attorney Bello ( No Typographical error po eto po ) of ng Digos City Mindanao Island of the Philippines po—

  9. etong nag-YES I AM na amahan kuno nako po na si Attorney Bello kay "NAKAUPA" o "NAUPAHAN" lagi siya po si babae Genevieve Morcillos Relativo Bodikey—the main reason kung nganong astig kaayo siya ( Genevieve Morcillos Relativo Bodikey .

  10. she's killing me--si Attorney Bello and babae Genevieve Morcillos Relativo Bodikey of ng Bansang Country Island of the Philippines Digos City Mindanao–

  11. meaning kay "MY ANTS AND GRASSHOPERS" YES they just having fun sometimes pero "ALL OF THEM HAS A COLLEGE DEGREES COLEGIATE LICENSE" po—

  12. this means if I fail kay they gonna do bad thing's that the ending is killing for ones gonna be there to prove that if I fail My License will be revoked po and malulugi po ako po oi po—

  13. the only thing that I can ( excuse po ) pay and offer po kay is that you can ( excuse po ) go shopping in my Malls called Gaisano--"YES I AM"–

  14. akin din po ang Hotel and Restaurant "MARCO POLO HOTELS" ( excuse po ) and ADDU ( Ateneo de Davao University )—

  15. Funny commercial. But to show the hypocrisy of American society, what would happen if the woman were the dumb lawyer and the man the smart one?

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