[knock at the door] [gruff voice] Advertising Police! Open up! [Detective] Are you Joe Greed of Westway Ford? [Joe Greed, smarmy] Greed’s my name, dealin’s my game. [Detective] Cite him on section 204A-1! [Joe Greed] 204A-1? [Detective sputters] Inciting psychotic behavior by … constantly broadcasting annoying commercials! [Joe Greed, mock-sincere] All I wanna do is offer savings like this! [Announcer] An economical ’91 Escort for only $6,855. [Detective] Book ’em, Dan-o! [Bass voice] ♪ Wuh-wuh-Westway Ford ♪ [gunshot] [Barbershop quartet] ♪ Weeeeest … ♪ ♪ waaaaaay ♪ ♪ Foooooooord ♪ [Announcer, over end of music] Parts and service open till midnight weekdays and 5 on Saturday.